r/BitLifeApp

Born in Geneva, Switzerland.

At 8 years old, I started shoplifting and pickpocketing. By 14, I had moved on to burglary, grand theft auto, selling stolen cars, and even murder. I made hundreds of thousands from crime and never got caught.

At 16, I dropped out of high school, got my GED, and became a telemarketer.

I also became a teenage dad…fast.

* 5 kids by age 17

* 10 kids by age 18

At 18, I married my first wife, who was a rich celebrity. I cheated constantly and averaged around 5 pregnancies a year. By the end of my life I had:

* 3 millionaire celebrity wives

* 17 baby mamas

* 102 children

Career-wise, I spent:

* 20 years as a Telemarketer

* 20 years as a Worm Picker

* 20 years as a Retail Salesperson

At 60, I started a storytelling podcast called “What Happened Was…”

At 80, I became a vampire, met my third and final wife, turned her into a vampire before we got married, and we spent the next several decades taking a vacation to a different country every single year.

After turning 105, I randomly decided to go to college. By 120, I had earned a Chemistry degree, Medical degree, and Pharmacy degree.

Then I worked as a psychiatrist, brain surgeon, and midwife…despite already making billions from my podcast.

I also:

* Started an OnlyFans that eventually reached 1.8 million subscribers.

* Published a bestselling book every year.

* Filmed one TV commercial every year for a few million dollars.

* Built a rental property empire making about $20 million a year, then sold everything because I got bored.

I bought my own private island called Sea La Vie Island, built a luxury resort on it, cleaned it up, and regularly vacationed there with my family (and once with three of my exes 😂).

Every year I also:

* Went hiking, camping, fishing, snorkeling, birdwatching, cave exploring, and dirt biking.

* Visited a luxury spa.

* Practiced my 4 different martial arts.

* Published another book.

* Recorded my podcast.

* Posted on OnlyFans.

* Drank the blood of two people because…vampire.

I joined the Candy Killers secret society and, during my first meeting, was asked to lead a discussion. I chose “Things That Spark Joy,” which disappointed the council. 😂

Around 140, I quit medicine and became a psychic.

Later I bought a farm and got a pet wolf, mountain lion, and squirrel monkey. My wife was terrified of them…which was funny considering she was literally an immortal vampire married to another immortal vampire.

By the end of my life:

* 400 million podcast subscribers

* 1,834,094 OnlyFans subscribers

* $1.047 trillion net worth

Eventually, after living as a vampire for nearly 90 years, I stopped using my vampire powers and died naturally at 168 years old.

I genuinely don’t think I’ll ever top this save. It felt like I lived 10 completely different BitLife lives with one character. 😂

I signed up for Instagram and Twitter when I was 13 and saw that I still had the options to post those photos, it feels like a pretty major oversight and I would love to see this feature removed.

Hi so i born in Sdaudi Arabia, my two parents are high religious, im 100% Smart and Beautiful and I'm Star like a junior lawyer but im 27 years old and i have no propoust of marriage from part of my parents

I have 15+ hours, and it is getting boring so I might get DLC. I was thinking God Mode, Bitcitizenship, or a job pack. I don't want it to get boring after 5 minutes. (Or should I not support these devs as they are scammers and get them another way)

Would you play a more realistic BitLife? (Not trying to replace it, just curious what people think.)
I've been working on a life simulator inspired by BitLife, but my goal is to make it much more realistic and in-depth rather than just adding more random events.
Some of the things I'm building include:
Living in real U.S. cities with different costs of living

Real careers with promotions, layoffs, performance reviews, networking, certifications, etc.

Income taxes, 401(k)s, Roth IRAs, investing, mortgages, rent, car loans, insurance, budgets, inflation, credit, and net worth

Relationships with compatibility, trust, marriage, kids, inheritance, and family dynamics

Part-time jobs, childhood allowance, college decisions, scholarships, student loans, retirement, and aging

More meaningful choices where decisions can affect your life years later instead of just giving a random +5 happiness.

The goal isn't to copy BitLife, it's to create something that feels closer to a real life simulation while still being fun to play.
I'm curious what this community thinks:
Would this actually interest you?

What features do you think BitLife is missing?

What would make you switch to or at least try another life simulator?

I'm still actively developing it, so I'd genuinely appreciate any suggestions or ideas from people who play these games.