r/CalamariRaceTeam

Hi guys I am new rider. I don’t have bike ever but I have instagram and saw dude bro with a pista say I need to start on an S1K or else I like women. I have lots of riding experience, my friend let me ride his dirt bike when I was 16 and I fell off (not my fault the bike wasn’t supposed to do that) and I know I’m ready for a 210hp super bike because I’m a different animal and far superior to the vast majority of population. I’m hyped as fuck to run away from the cops and I don’t plan on crashing so i know im good. The dealer quoted me 23% apr so i am stealing it from them. I cant wait to put my buttplug on there too so i can fuck myself before I slam into a semi at 160 after only riding for a week because I am sad boi and have to wear long sleeves because I don’t want them to see how sad I am (I like begging for attention from my boyfriend/master who sluts me out to anyone that wants to fuck)

Genuinely had damn near this exact conversation with someone yesterday at work. God I fucking hate social media, going to funerals is getting exhausting. Yes some of this is satire, but the dirt bike crash, 23% interest, running from cops, and sad boy shit isn’t (I got diagnosed and am on meds hold your tongue about me shaming mental health). Can’t wait to see the GoPro footage recovered of him slamming into a truck at 160 and watching the pista wearing pedos type “gone so soon🕊️🕊️🕊️😭😭” no retard he’s fucking stupid. Fucker bouta have more chicken strips then a white family throwing a cookout and hearing 1 black dude is coming. Should I just put that retard down myself before he destroys a perfectly functioning bike?

I've been practising wheelies for few weeks now and can get them pretty high BUT only in 1st. I own a gs500 which isnt the torqiest bike but i've seen people yanking a wheelie in 4th while best i can do in 2nd is 5cm hop. Any tips on how to do the "yank", do i lean back? , do i slam my butt back luke with 50cc moped?