r/CallMeCarson

honestly, if I was the robber, I would've been too stunned to do anything

so i'm at work yesterday right (i'm a lab technician) and i go to have lunch and when i come back there is this fucking box of TEAL GLOVES on MY DESK and i started tweaking i didn't know what to do, how did the teal get to me?? how do i explain this to my coworkers???? am i fucked?????? the tealization of my lab has started