r/CatDatingProfiles

Image 1 — Delphi and Morpheus looking for a Third
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Delphi and Morpheus looking for a Third

Delphi and Morpheus are 3 years old and bonded. They are ready to add a third to their relationship. Their hobbies include bird watching, spelunking in the fuzzy tunnel, Lazer tag, catnip, track, and voyarism. Please scent mark this post if you are interested.

u/Bearat — 7 hours ago

Meet Sheldon, 2 years old, looking for something casual.

Height: 30 cm
Length: 70 cm
Weight: 6kg

Hobbies: Playing with dirt as you sweep the floor

Strength: Gentleman: You will be a side chick but he will never make you feel like one

Weakness: Not particularly agile, usually falls down when he tries to be a cat and jump.

Languages: Born on the streets of Spain, Grew up speaking English.

He usually cannot spell “meow” and says “wow” but for you he will…😎

u/skopiadisko — 2 days ago

Padme, 4yo, high maintenance gal looking for someone who can handle a baddie

Hobbies include speech, sleep, maximalist dieting, and playing fetch. Absolutely no grey tabbies. They’re untrustworthy

u/badgrll675 — 2 days ago

Charlie, 8ish? May or may not be gay. Not a fan of most cats but maybe you’ll be his One?

He prefers dogs but unfortunately the app doesn’t allow for interspecies relationships so he’s shooting his shot here

u/peppermintcrowz — 4 days ago

Hi my name is Apollo and I’m seeking a queen to rule the couch with me

Built like a meatball, heart of gold. I know I look like I’d steal your food…. And I probably would. But I’d also save you the warm spot beside me. I’m a little reserved at first but once you earn my trust I’m all yours. Expect endless chats, forehead boops, surprise cuddles and someone who’s happiest just spending time with you.

u/kxmc05 — 5 days ago

Pirate Steve, 12, looking for a nice girl to settle down and play magic the gathering with.

This sassy, smiley boy loves long walks through grandma’s garden, playing with carrots, watching SpongeBob and rolling dice.
Dislikes his little sister, getting woke up and not getting his cheese tax.
He has no preference, hes inbred and does not want kids. He’ll only have eye for you!

u/zombiequeenghouleh — 7 days ago

Baker, about to be 1. Emotional cancer with a playful streak. Looking for a cute guy to eat freeze dried chicken hearts and play toys with.

I’m sweet , flamboyant, and my dads say I’ve got moxie. In my freetime, you can expect me to be watching planet earth and the sopranos on the couch, playing with my foil ball, enjoying a beautiful and healthy meal, or staring out the window watching the clouds. I’m looking for someone who can match that energy. I’m a cancer, ♋️, born July 17. Maybe we can spend my first birthday together?

My favorite color is purple. I’m working on building my future as a kitty influencer on IG- I love a glamor shot. I’m looking someone who can really appreciate my healthy coat, I’m magnificently soft. Not interested in someone who can’t share treats. I have Cerebellar Hypoplasia- if you can’t rock with my disability, I can’t rock with you. I know my worth.

Let’s grab some pâté and see if we will play nice together.

I’m gay- sorry girlies! we can be friends !

u/notCarljustSagan — 7 days ago