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I Listened To All Cellnoise Releases. Here Are My Thoughts

Hi! I am P.F. or Bacteriophagal Reconstruction. On April 19 I decided to listen to every single cellnoise release to get inspiration and just to get to know the genre better. First of all, huge thanks to antevie1411 on RYM for creating and maintaining The Cellnoise Encyclopedia. This wouldn't have been possible without him. Now, onto my thoughts:

  1. Cellnoise started as really mid. Most early releases and some early projects tend to be uninteresting. Especially Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis, CYP450, Endoplasmic Reticulum, ФX174 (though his last release was good), Staphylococcus Aureus, and PnM. Generally, most of Sacha's splits were very meh. But that's expected of a genre that's just been born, so obviously no negativity here.

  2. The average release length has grown vastly. I think I've skimmed through the first ~120 releases relatively quickly, and then Amœba happened. This is primarily the case because too many releases were EPs/singles at the beginning. The shortest cellnoise release is a Βακτήριον single, lasting 11 seconds, the longest cellnoise release is Tumor Infiltrating Lymphocyte's Metastasis, lasting 86 minutes and 56 seconds.

  3. I have skipped some releases. These include my own releases (including splits), releases whose bandcamp links disappeared, a couple Sacha splits where the other project wasn't cellnoise, and some albums that have been added to the encyclopaedia after I started listening, a 55-minute length CLCN album that had an AI-generated cover (?, I think). I have rated the Sacha project with the incomprehensible name, but haven't written it here as I was too lazy to copy the name. I also haven't rated a couple projects that aren't on RYM, such as Acid Cxnt and Malignant Sperm.

  4. There are a couple great projects that I want to mention that only have one or two releases. Those are Sclerose, Iatrogenesis, Spirochetes and Infiđel. Another one that I especially wanted to mention is Meiosis Daughter Cells, amazing project that I would love to come back.

  5. I haven't *actually* checked, but the project with the highest average rating was probably Invasive Urinary Bacteria, having the only cellnoise 4.5/5 and a ton of 4/5s.

Now, I will list all my ratings (which can just be found on my RYM page, but whatever).

5/5

None :(

4.5/5

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Undulipodium

4/5

Star (???) (Hoshijousaikin): Two albums (their name is in Japanese)

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Breakdown of...

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Airborne Pathogens

Amœba - Demo 2

Amœba / 1xDxTxHxPx split

Blue Wind Echo - Decaying of Interstellar Extremophile

Blue Wind Echo - The Ancient Ones

Chthonomonas Calidirosea - Hyperparasitoid

CYP450 / Infiđel - Purely Bubbles...

Infiđel - Cytotoxic Liquid Transmission

Infiđel - Cellular Degradation...

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Cirrhoplastic Conditions

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Blepharitis

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - ...When Feces Meets Urine

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - S1S41...

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Zenith of Bioterrorism

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - A Year Spent in Proliferation

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Beauty Which Kills

MRSACOADN - Membranous Aggrandizing...

Meiosis Daughter Cells - Cell Research 1 & 2

Obsequeous - Brown

Variegatus Vivarum - Traversing...

3.5/5

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Roaming Gigantic Butcher

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Foetus in fetu...

Amœba - Demo 1 & 3

Amœba - Absurda Malinchunia

Amœba - Pink Sun

Amœba - Pie Jesu Domine...

Amœba - Chlamydia Trachomatis (The CellKvlt is Alive)

Amœba - HANTAVIRUSCELLWALL2K26

Arch Emesis - Cytoplasmic Soundscapes I & II

bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - ()-()

bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - UN33DTOS

CYP450 / Biscuitslut split (Biscuitslut side was really good)

Blue Wind Echo - Aqua Nihhilus

Blue Wind Echo - Hyphal Connections

Blue Wind Echo - Plankton Scale

Blue Wind Echo - Quaternary/Tertiary Protein Sctructure

"4 Ways to Breed a Virus" 4-way split

BCOPT - Algaecide

C21H27NO - Respiratory...

CLCN - Deinococcota

Chthonomonas Calidirosea - Cellular Degradation

Chthonomonas Calidirosea - A Very Cellular Christmas

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Francisella Tularensis split

Cyanobacteria - Trichlotonitrosomethane...

Enterobacteriophage - Enterobacteriophage

Francisella Tularensis - The Lethargic Body...

Iatrogenesis - Three Deadly Infections

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Live Session

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Invasive Urinary Bacteria

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - What Comes In Must Eventually Come Out

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans / Invasive Urinary Bacteria split

MRSACOADN - Documentation...

MRSACOADN - Examinations...

MRSACOADN - Actin Cytoskeleton...

MRSACOADN - Terminal Annihilation...

MRSACOADN - Reconstruction...

MRSACOADN / Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte split

Meiosis Daughter Cells - Get Got

Mosaic Virus - Of Blackened Neurons...

NaHCO3 - Electron Frequency Therapy

Nucleocapsid / Obsequeous split

Post-Encephalitic Amygdala Degeneration - Infected Specimen

Infiđel / Sacha Syntax split

Sclerose - Demo

Sclerose - Sekundær Progressiv Sclerose

Spirochetes - Spirochetes

Spirochetes - Syphilorrhagia

1DTHP - Neuronal Imbalance

1DTHP - Seven Classified...

1DTHP / MRSACOADN split

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Demo

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Disorienting Behavior

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Infrared Spectroscopy

Viral Transit - Pink

Viral Transit - Tree

3/5

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis

bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - Leucoplast Annihilation

BCOPT / DBFDTBH split

Caenorhabditis - Ebolavirus

Caenorhabditis / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split

CAR T-Cell Therapy - Moderate Bacteria...

CBbMPPLP - 4 Unclassified Polymers

CLCN - A Cytokine...

CLCN / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Endoplasmic Reticulum split

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Soap Soaked Sponge split

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / ФХ174 split

Crossota Millsae Womankind - Fargo Colls'...

DBFDTBH - Cells at Work

Embryonic Cell Division - Escherichia Coli Infection

Francisella Tularensis - Demo 1 & 2

Genetic Modification - Demo

Genetic Modification - Nuclear Envelope Marginal Fold

Iatrogenesis / CYP450 split

Infiđel / Gerozoid split

Mosaic Virus - Fungating Bodies

MRSACOADN - Transmission...

Myelocyte - Lots of singles (Venous Transference..., On the Spontaneous..., Cosmogenic..., Enteric Signal..., Post-Pandemic..., Cultural Recurrence...)

PnM - 2 Studies...

PnM - Another World

Prokaryotic - Prokaryotic

Sacha Syntax - A Comparative Study...

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Metastasis

Viral Transit - Viral Transit

Whale In Green Water - I am in the green water now...

ZZHORA - four releases (A cluster..., Terran Mycology, Happy Cellentines Day!, Cranial Muscle Recovery)

Βακτήριον - Microbacterium Hyperburst

ФХ174 - Oscillatoriales

ФХ174 - Iceberg Virology

2.5/5

08664789 - self-titled

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Flushed into Decay Comp (Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis side)

Amœba - De Mysteriis Dom Svartmœba

Sacha Syntax / Apterocaulus Heterogama split

Blue Wind Echo - Neuroblastoma Breakpoint Family

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Woodlice Eat Ciliates

BCOPT / Extreme Death split

BCOPT / ZZHORA split

C21H27NO - A Single Dose...

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis / Chondrocladia Lampadiglobus split

CYP450 / CxBxAxIxRxCxFx split

CYP450 / Apterocaulus Heterogama split

CYP450 / Chytridiomycota split

Endoplasmic Reticulum - Cellcomp (ER side)

CYP450 / Endoplasmic Reticulum split

Escherichia Coli - Untitled Cellwall

Myelocyte - three singles (Myelocyte, Autoregulatory..., Nocturnal...)

Sacha Syntax / OgreGore split

PnM / Infiđel split

Pielmorrgaroth / Embryonic Cell Division

Pielmorrgaroth - Pillars of Disease

CYP450 / xNEFFx split

ZZHORA - three singles (Deterioration..., Leg Muscle Recovery, Mycologist)

ZZHORA / Extreme Death split

ФХ174 - Hydrothermal...

ФХ174 - Coronaviridae

ФХ174 - Saccharomyces Cerevisae Y9

2/5

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis / Infiđel split

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Aquaphobia

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Useless single-celled waste

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx / Pielmorrgaroth split

C21H27NO - [(4R,4aR,7S,7aR,12bS)...

CYP450 / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split

CYP450 / Cyberchondriasis split

CYP450 / Jellydrain split

CYP450 / Rancio split

CYP450 / Voracious Carcass split

DBFDTBH - Staphyllococcal Sledgehammer

Embryonic Cell Division - White Blood...

Extreme Death - The Sound of a Bug

PnM - Cellular Exploration

PnM / Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis split

Pielmorrgaroth - Chloroplast Research

Staphylococcus Aureus - Trichomoniasis

xPLxExCOx - Algae Conoisseur

ZZHORA - three singles (Cellnoise Forensics, Watered Down Paralysis, Waternoise Armageddon)

1.5/5

DBFDTBH - I Hope...

ZZHORA / Resto de vomito split

Sacha Syntax - ctnnb1s33y

1/5 and 0.5/5

None :)

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u/gorenoiseythrowaway — 2 days ago

Submitting a release into the Cellnoise Encyclopedia?

Does anyone know exactly how to do it or how often suggestions get noticed? Because while I’ve seen new releases being added to it, I’ve suggested a split release using the suggestion box to be added there a few days ago, and yet that one hasn’t gotten added while others have.

And prior to that, I did send the suggestion in the comment box before deleting it and just used the suggestion box later because I thought that was the right way to do that. I also mentioned it to GoreNoiseThrowAway, but I guess he doesn’t have access or the password to his RYM account. The release I was trying to add was even on his channel Cellnoise Promotions (which I included the YT link to that release in my submission as well), so now I’m even more surprised it hasn’t been added by now. One of the artists behind the split even had their own RYM page. I was basically trying to follow the rules the Encyclopedia listed in its description.

Am I doing something wrong? Or is that release just getting overlooked by other, newer releases?

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u/Opening_Rip_1840 — 3 days ago
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Is WaterNoise a real genre ?

Ive heard a bit about it but i cant find any projects.

Ive heard some.projects and it sounds very similair to CellNoise/CellWall.

Im gonna start making it soon,so,anyone want a split?

(I know i said ive not really heard much about it but some of it sounds similair to an unreleased CellWall project ive made,but i js want a split with like 3-5 projects,including mine).

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u/Fair-Station-5476 — 6 days ago

May 30th — CellWallDay

“I would consider the FIRST cellwall to have been made by MxRxSxAxCxOxAxDxNx with their album "Documentation of Amensalism and Mutualism in Intestinal, Urinary, and Malaria-Associated Parasitic and Bacterial Interactions" And the first to really use the term correctly, though I coined the term, this would be the first release to call itself and to really fit the definition of Cellwall. This was created on may 30th of 2025, if you wanna celebrate a little ’CellWallDay‘ on the 30th be my guest😀” - GoreNoiseThrowAway

What do y’all think? Would you like to have a second cellular holiday that would be celebrated on May 30th?

(I would make a poll but my mobile browser won’t allow it, unless someone else would be willing to make one for/related to this post)

u/Opening_Rip_1840 — 5 days ago

A quick “shower thought” I just had.

Not so long ago, we celebrated the very first CellDay (the anniversary of Cellular Noise’s creation).

But then during some musical experiments I was doing in CellWall (which is an off-shoot of Cellnoise and Harsh Noise Wall), I had a little thought: what/when would CellWallDay be (like)? Would that also just be celebrated as part of CellDay, or was there a different point in time outside of Cellnoise’s creation where CellWall could have been made and therefore have its own special day?

Shitty thought, I know. But I figured I’d post it because its topic is related to sub. And maybe some discussion will be formed that could give this sub a little bit of activity.

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u/Opening_Rip_1840 — 6 days ago
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Compilation Announcement

Hello everyone! I'm announcing that I'm hosting a compilation called "Our Art" It's gonna be a big compilation of tracks of noise, experimental and not very experimental tracks from various internet scenes worldwide that would attract newcomers to the scenes and experimental music as a whole. Requirements: any somehow experimental genre, max track length 10 min, also specify your country, also you can attach a picture along with your track The compilation will be released in my Bandcamp netlabel Musorka Records, (may be also released as cassettes and CD-R limited copies i dont know) Feel free to direct message me with your track and maybe picture!!!! Deadline: 11 June 2026 (may be changed, i will announce if that happens)

label: https://musorkarecords.bandcamp.com/music

u/MadKostyan — 7 days ago

Open call for submissions!

Pukehammer Records is celebrating the 3 year anniversary of the original Ecstatic Feedback compilation with a sequel! Submission guidelines are listed below.

Link to original Ecstatic Feedback comp:
https://pukehammerrecords.bandcamp.com/album/ecstatic-feedback-a-pukehammer-records-compilation

SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

  1. ⁠No genre limitations. All are welcome.

  2. ⁠One track per artist. Track/file size must not exceed 2GB. Any length is fine as long as it meets the file size requirements. WAV or FLAC files only.

  3. ⁠Tracks should be sent to pukehammerrecords@gmail.com via WeTransfer, Google Drive, Dropbox or other reputable transfer service.

  4. ⁠Please be sure to include the
    project/artist/band name and track title, as well as any credits, links, text/lyrics or artwork (1400 x 1400px) you want included along with your submission.

  5. ⁠Deadline for submissions is June 1st, 2026, for a projected release date of July 7th, 2026.

  6. ⁠This is a free compilation. However if someone chooses to donate, all proceeds will be put into running PHR.

  7. ⁠If you have questions, please email me at pukehammerrecords@gmail.com.
    I rarely check my social media messages and may not see your question there, so please use email for all communications.

https://pukehammerrecords.bandcamp.com

u/jjhaun79 — 8 days ago