Weird idea of a Sonichu character
This has been bouncing in my head for a few months of a Sonichu character named Weirdchu.
One day a black egg was found in Wackyland by Yoyo the Dodo. Immediately hit by a rainbow the egg hatches and Yoyo decides to raise the creature and train it in the forbidden art of Toonforce. The creature would later evolve into Weirdchu, think if Blake had white tips on his ears and a Soniclike belly instead of white chest hair. Several years pass and Weirdchu is drawn by something, let’s call it instinct, to leaves Wackyland to parts unknown.
This leads him to CWCville where he immediately does the following.
Steal all the Sonichu Balls, grind them all down to a fine powder then snort it. This would immediately lead to him to trip balls for the next two months during which he would start a successful rock band called The Tongue Twangers, with him on lead electric tongue. During the final performance Weirdchu comes back to reality and would immediately preform an 18 second long scream, due to the massive kidney stone in his urethra that formed from the Sonichu Balls forming into the Master Sonichu Ball. This would lead to Weirdchu preforming open surgery on himself on stage in front of a horrified audience of more than 100,000. This would incidentally lead to the end of The Tongue Twangers.
After this Weirdchu would return to CWCville and on the way meets a new mentor named Fred, but he prefers to be known as Tex. Tex would teach him how to use Toonforce to get girls WAY out of his league. With this knowledge Weirdchu decides to annoy the Dictator of CWCville to no end by turning all the single ladies in town into basically Bobby-soxers who swoon whenever they see him.
Ideas “borrowed” from list: Looney Tunes, Bloom County, Tex Avery,