


$1L1₵HЯØMΞ✘HΞΛЯT$✘ 🔩🤍
Guy in front of me walked out with like 8 bags, all different sizes, so I walk in next and just go:
“Yeah, I’ll just get what that guy got...”
Whole store laughed, so at least the vibe check passed 😅
Then reality hit…
I was not getting what that guy got 🪦
I was getting the $180 silicone cross ball charm, which I have now carefully installed into my home like a tiny gothic artifact recovered from a luxury religion….
Yes, Reddit will tell me it costs 37 cents to manufacture…
Yes, this seems more like a donation/initiation for “the better stuff next time”
Fuck it at least I didnt get the green / pink ones…
MΛL1BU✘05.20.26✘ 🌴📍