r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

Ken somehow finds the most wild clans

i play royal recruits and i think we should remove hero valkyrie because she kind of counters my card. also evo witch is really difficult to play against. if it was up to me i would turn into evo diddy and start bringing supercell employees into my cage (mcdonalds bathroom stall) to have sex with them until they removed these cards. actually we should ban every card that deals area damage. and xbow because i think that xbow players are weird. and lumberloon because my ex girlfriend played lumberloon. can we just remove every card and start over actually? except for hunter he's based

need something to wank to

Was playing draft chaos with a friend when i noticed that the drafted cards were not in the mode, at first i thought i selected regular draft, but then i got the modifiers. Sadly they did not have any effects, if anything it made the swarm cards worse by placing only one of the unit.

Damn archer boobs 🤤😋 (opening my pants rn)

When people say "gooner game", they usually meant overwatch or genshin stuff

But for me, it's clash royale/clash of clans

I'm really barely able to play this game without having an extreme erection

Especially when I'll be always seeing archer queen, archer, valkyrie, musketeer, firecracker, man this game is really already a 🌽 game to me

I often immediately hop into browser and open my pants after playing this game

Are you guys proud of our outfits

I don't think I made it freaky enough 😬😬