r/ColdFire

Hello again,

If you don’t think I refreshed my local shops apps before I headed home today, you’re mistaken.

I haven’t been as excited or early as this ever, (shout out to the girl at the local store for unpacking this out of the box for me) the app beat the shelf.

Yes you read that right. 15% Terps. I told yall this was gonna be indica season. So much fire just dropped. (Keep checking your local spots) tons of new collabs with super relaxing and calming terp profiles.

Let’s get into it.

Taste: Lovely lovely lovely. Piney and lemony. Good lord is this oil clean and light. Tastes like lemon cookies to me. Beautiful aftertaste, little herbal (haha) but citrus notes balance it out. It’s just a lovely flavor and smoke.

Effects: Like his time in office, Obama fuel is making me calm and relaxed, and hopeful for a better future. But for real this is an amazing terp profile. Very calming, straight to the head and back. Tingling legs and just an overall sense of total relaxation and relief.

Overall: Crying tears of joy. This shit slaps, I knew it would, and there are others to try but this was going to be #1 on my list until I got it, so I’m glad i was in the right place at the right time. New favorite of mine. You can smell this one through the rubber piece. Run, don’t walk to get this. Buy multiple, the live resin is so fresh it moves with the rotation of your pen.

10.1/10

Buck Mountain and Coldfire well done.

Copped half of these cause I already knew they would slap, and the lower half/live resins cause I fw the terp profiles and brand rep. Only tried Cherry Gas and Lemon Short Bread so far, but I’ll probably make a separate post about those. Feel free to give any feedback or ask any questions if you got any.

Happy Midweek Everyone!

I hadn’t seen this one posted yet and I needed a mid week pick up so here we are.

My first non-live resin one in a while. Sooooo much heat coming out this week- next,

Gonna finish this one fast and keep me eyes on the local menus for the special ones about to drop.

There’s a live resin coming out in the coming days that has almost a 16% terp profile. So you know I’ll be posting that the second I see em drop.

Anyway, here is my review for Cherry Beluga

Taste - Pretty good flavor on this one. Very light colored for a cured resin as well. Smooth rips, very sweet but has some earthiness to it. They also have a “True OG” cured resin collab out with coldfire as well, and I heard that’s also very good, I went with this one because of the success I’ve found with the other cherry strains this season. This one definetly has more of a weedy aftertaste but still a mild fruit forward beginning. Almost tastes like a styrofoam cup aftertaste.

Effects- Decently high THC content on this one, decent CBG and terp profile. I dig it. It’s a very relaxing strain, and is definetly more of an end of day experience. But I exclusively do Indica, Indica doms so I’m digging it. Another one to the back of the eyes, front of forehead.
Headbandy

Overall- I’ve been wanting to try this brand out, along side their true og. Very pleased so far with the quality here. Pretty strong cart to. Flavor is pretty good.

9.5/10

Solid all around.

More to come soon..

I haven't tried the Garlic or 99Z yet but Banana was not good to me taste was off. Very bitter. 22 Sherb is extremely piney

I have no idea wtf these genetics are son 😭something to do with z, starburst, and strawberry??? Tastes like a good dab of some strawpaya rosin. Good smooth white strawberry, tropical papaya backend with a rough hashy taste to finish. Never made a caribou Lou idk what that tastes like but I assume thats the tropical backend.

Head buzz/ focus/ slightly energetic& rejuvenating effects absolutely no jitters I’d say the effects are carrying. 6/10 taste. Way too hashy for my liking 9/10 effects i feel like Rick James

Picked up Gum Dumz, a ColdFire x TedsBudz collab, & this one leans spicy, fruit-forward. The genetics are Bubblegum Cookies x Gelato 41.

Flavor:
No tasting notes were listed on the box, so I’m going strictly off the actual experience with this one. There’s a hint of pepper up front with a fruity finish that fits the genetics well. Flavor comes through smooth.

Effects:
The effects settle in with a comfortable, mellow feel. Good balance between relaxation & a lifted mood without getting overly heavy.

Overall:
7/10
Honestly, this limited-edition box just wasn’t worth the price point. One thing I wasn’t impressed with was the lack of information. The QR code doesn’t lead to a COA page, it only pulls up the METRC number & a blank screen. For a limited-edition collab, I’d like to see the actual testing information readily available. I wouldn’t run it again, especially for that price.

This bank shot is by far my favorite flavor. Taste like a gassy, grape & lime jolly rancher

The gelato sulphuric terps come in loud on this one, you get some Z terps around 2.4v, with the pine cleaner and gas fumes heavy on exhale 🔥 Indica leaning hybrid FS few pulls on this has me perfect 💆🏽‍♂️ would highly recommend if you see it!
Taste 9/10 Effects 9.6/10

Haven’t had this strain since last year, last year non collab was caviar drizzled gasoline

This one says garlic cracked pepper with mint, it’s vastly diff than last years batch, this one resembles the heritage hash version

8.8 solid overall; garlic terps is there, taste like chemdawg cart I had kinda, little kerosene, some lemon diesel sour flavor with a little refresh mint at end, like smoke a nice garlic diesel menthol cig the coolness part refreshing
The smell is of candy hazey lemon garlic diesel gas
It’s def decent g oasis and I’d grab it again. I can taste both the lineage of gmo and gush mints in it, almost has hashy after taste

High is cerebral not as strong as some carts, if you’ve had heritage hash one this on is really similar and close in the terps

Solid garlic diesel strain

has anyone tried any of these? i heard the laff ones are 🔥

Coldfire Reviews

Long ass review dont wanna do multiple post unless yall prefer dat wey

Formula 99

Out the tube smells exactly like description more leather than fruit

Terps- description says mixed fruit loli shit literally taste like a welch red fruit snack wrapped in leather and dipped in diesel honestly the best I could describe it out the rips I did. Lowkey don't think i like the terp profile but its growing on ne each hit

Effects-indica leaning hybrid

9.5/10

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Sour papaya

Terps - definitely taste like musty/kushy/musky unripe papaya thats coats your mouth. Follow by a lil citrus twang. Its not as sweet as I thought it would be but the flavor is strong def mouth coating with papaya

Effects - nice relaxed feeling gets the mind right to chill for gaming sesh or binge watchin. Got me feeling right 🕺🏿

9.5/10

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Toasted amber

Im a fan for banana terps or anything banana flavored

Terps- taste fits description exactly right got that Carmelized sugars banana terps dipped in heavy gas and diesel

Effects- this one feels more indica leaning compared to banana knockout which is another banana strain cf non collab but that high lowkey was mid this tops that high which is fye

10/10

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Rx Fumez

This strain was already reviewed in depth so I dont think a review is really needed

But my take on it

Terps - has those turtle pie Sulphuric gelato notes. Taste like rainbow sherbet cross with sum gelato or gsc.  Just sum sweet candied gas n Heavyness ⛽️

Effects - Heavy indica just how i like em 😮‍💨🔥

10/10

All these are honestly bangers n worth a cop the non collabs have all been heaters lately. 

Drop my cold fire in the mouthpiece, completely chipped off like how it looks

i’ve already tried blue 41, super gas. looking to pick up chem dawg and maybe one more alongside it. which one should it be ?

This one hits your eyes like crazy! Very funky orange and tropical taste at first then it starts to dial into straight funky mimosa with a bit of berries. Really starts to open up the more you get into it, LAFF has some of the better tasting stuff I’ve tried. Gets you super geeked right to the head very happy and social high, but you could also chill off it as well, very versatile. Keep ripping it cuz it tastes so good, and it leaves me stuck every time 🔥🔥

Hopefully they slap¡¡

10/10 one of THE BEST coldfire carts I ever had.

First off - LA Fam is GOATED. When you come out with one heater after another. You must be crowned absolutely unequivocally one of the 🐐's. LA Fam - you are doing it right.

Yesterday on my run - I added 22 Lemons at the last min - something whispered to me. I followed the devil on my shoulder and this time he did me right 😂.

Taste / Smell / Hardware:

Hardware is almost perfect, I believe they filled these up more, so to free up airflow, you need to sip it a a few times and it opens up. Also, this new battery has improved my airflow 2 X vs Koda. The smell out the tube is crisp lemonades, but as you hit it, it gets the classic LAFF sulphuric musky gas with lemon. 🍋 added. Almost like a gassy 🍪 lemon pie.

Now, the flavor— they did it again for me. They really did, you need to hit it 3/4 times to open up what is to come for you. If you like Lemon Cherry Giraffe - this is a stronger better version of it in someways to me.

Inhale: Clean crisp lemons with slight musk

Mid-palette: become subtly more rich with deeper musk

Exhale: Another heavy lemon musky exhale that leaves a strong impression. Like Sakura yet more lemon forward. Flav lingers in sinus.

The flavor profile again is unreal.

Effects Absolutely smacks the fawk out of you. This one is for the ones looking to get whacked. It's stronger than Sakura and heavier in the head, absolutely has more of an energy bolt to it. Great fade if you want to literally go to gym or watch a trippy 🍿. I like it a lot, but the Sakura has my ♥️. I think a lot of people will enjoy this high more as the it packs a 🥊.

Overall this is another fantastic cart by LAFF. I noticed many have the classic terp of musky dew like sulphuric ⛽️ I chase. This one has a 🍋 version of it, but blended just right. Not sure what to say, but we have another banger.

Final grade - 9.999999999999/10 (just a smidge below Sakura but it's GOAT level ⛽️ and many would say 11/10)

Super hyped to see this is ended up buying 3 of them amd one caviar also by eighty east. This is the same flower I smoke everyday from eighty east and it did not disappoint super piney and gassy one baby toke has my eyes low and mouth dry lmao 10/10

I got doughlato from baba ku, GMO from krd, white velvet, and cherry Jane by lumpys. I’m halfway through cherry Jane right now and it’s pretty good, really good flavor and effects, can’t wait for doughlato tho

Went to the shop today at The chronic got some new Coldfire carts.

Bonney Acres Strawburtz
Kush ko SourSlim
Cam Bolinas x Lady Pink