
r/Colonist

Bro forgot to plan his win out before trash talking
Is the app down for you guys too?
I’m stuck on the loading screen
Matchmaking Ads
Desktop version had matchmaking ads for the longest time. Our mobile was still in development so we didn't prioritize it. But now it is live there as well.
We understand not everyone will love seeing ads before queue entries.
We made this decision deliberately because we believe it’s the most player-friendly way to support and grow Colonist while keeping gameplay fair and accessible. We also made sure not to have external annoying ads, so all the ads players will see are Colonist native videos.
We do not want pay-to-play ranked queues, energy systems limiting how many games you can play, or gameplay advantages tied to spending. Compared to those models, short queue-entry ads allow us to keep the competitive experience open to everyone.
As always, we’ll continue monitoring feedback and player experience closely and adjust tweaks over the coming weeks.
Colonist Got Soft
The new auto mute feature in Colonist has really ruined much of chat. Since when did the developers get so soft?
This feels like a liberal/censored game now. SMH
Did colonist just go down, or am I having issues?
Was just playing a game with some GREAT people (strat rat, blue, smelly, yall are the best), but game froze and now the app won’t open
Gameplay gets 10x worse when you hit plat
I swear to God 50% of plat players are cheating, or join only to fuck up someone else's game and I swear the dice algo changes once you hit play. The game becomes entirely unenjoyable
503 Error When Entering Website
My computer is giving me a 503 error when I try to open colonist.io, is anyone else experiencing this right now? Is it scheduled to be back up soon?
Worst app ever
I have never seen such a stupid logic to dice rolling. It’s random 1-6, idc about you bs 98 percentile or whatever rule. Fix it, isn’t AI supposed to create all this incredible software? Use it then
Ranked Mode - What's the most difficult?
I've played Colonist for a while. I've loved it more than any other Catan platform.
One thing I find fascinating is the difficulty of moving up ranks! This opinion probably isn't too controversial, but I wanted to see if anyone else felt the same.
The opinion is this: Moving from silver/gold to medium platinum is harder than moving from medium platinum to diamond.
Theres's a lot of reasons I think this is true. But, I think it really comes down to mostly one thing: People that are truly fitting of these ranks know enough to be decent but are bad enough at analyzing threats and planning for the future that they cause chaos. In the settling phase they'll leave an 8,4,10 open for the guy who already has an 6,5,9 because they're missing wood and the 8,4,10 doesn't have sheep. They'll rob the guy with 7 points, 0 devs, and no chance at longest instead of the guy with 3 down devs, 2 played knights, and one away from longest with 6 points.
Additionally, they also hold crazy grudges. Rob them once at the start of the game when everything is tied? Oh, it is on!
It always takes me longer to move from silver to the middle of platinum than from platinum to diamond.
wtf is wrong with people
it's not the first time that people get this attitude, but this guy was just saying too much. I'm an easily irritated person so this kind of thing just made me really distracted, even after I muted him. I still won by the end. I hope he didn't kill himself
First game not a single 6
I was red, black ended up pulling 3 mvps on his first 3 resource pulls and sat on them all game.
Crazy that not a single 6 rolled though.
Ignore my laundry timer at the top.
Pain of the slot machine phase in ranked
You placed well, played well, builded economy and just sitting and waiting for that last point. You dont roll anything for four turns and game is won with someone who just rolled 19 cards in a last turn or so.
I absolutely loathe rank system where points earned have no weight whatsoever. If you play well, you got to pull the lever in the end. Oh you had like 80% chance to win in last several games? Thats too bad. Go fuck yourself and write off 25 points.
This game was an absolute shitshow
Had a beef with red but turned out hes a cool guy if u reading this sorry man appreciate you <3 and oj literally won from not having anything on 9s and 10s
Premium with invites?
Hi!
If I make 50 invites, do I get Premium or Plus for a year?
Find the win
15 VPs to win. I’m proud I found it in the game!
RIGGED DICE
Games like this make me question whether it’s rigged.
1v1 Suggestion
I have a suggestion only for 1v1 implementation if devs monitor this sub. It maybe just me experiencing this but this literally kills motivation to rest of the game.
I usually play 1v1 most time as its fast paced and takes around same amount of time for every game. Please don’t hate me for it.
Most of the time when the map isn’t (idk the correct word but) generous for giving both players good tile numbers. For these maps if one player is able to reach 2+ pts but not more than 5-7 lets say and the 7s aren’t in your favor the only thing you can fight with is knight. You might get one of the resource OWS blocked or even WB blocked by your opponent for a long time. The thing that hurts is all the dev cards you manage to get by either doing 4-1 or using OWS from a rarer number only gets you VP points first. Not even other useful cards. And after this since you’re blocked for most of the game the game is already over most of the times. So either you sit through losing game or just resign.
I wish we could put a blocker for VP dev cards like the block for knight till 3 pts. As these cards don’t help you in earlier game it would be better to include them in deck maybe if one of the player reached 7+ pts or something. This makes the game relies heavily on luck since you keep getting VP and do nothing but just watch. There was couple of time when I pulled 4 VP first before I could pull a knight or other dev cards. Literally was at 7 pts because of 3 from starting and 4 VP points but couldn’t do nothing cause till then my opportunity was way ahead. Don’t have anymore SS but can get in future.