r/CortisSnark

The entitlement. Martin really thinks he made slice bread. Showing off his shitty iPad. If anyone should show their iPads it is students who study and work hard not a wannabe ug SoundCloud rapper who can’t even ride on the beat. James probably hated to take the car ride with him.

The nepotism. Say what you want about NewJeans but they at least knew how to model. Juhoon acts like a nepo influencer who shouldn’t be on the main stage. How do actual influencers have more respect in events than an idol does. Without his photo with Ella from Meovv and Leo dismantling Trainee A he would be jobless. Maybe if he knew that he would put his tongue back in.

The lack of decorum. Spedhyeon shouldn’t be an idol. Full stop. Lacks stage presence, hates fans, and can’t take Getty photos (new!). How did 15 year old Hyein took better photos than you?

Keonho tripping really embodies the whole thing. Hybe should stop forcing these bums as fashion icons.

BTaSs may be hasbeens, pro Israel, trendhoppers ( RM is a weirdo for copying Martin), and also misogynistic racists but they reached a level of fame that Corshit will dream to achieve. Coergars really think Cortis are more than the pedobait niggaboos that they are. 80% of them are pedos from the purple whale community who left TXT for them and the 20% are delusional 18 year old racists who think Cortis is the best thing since sliced bread when black people have been making hip hop for decades.

Now they think Cortis will be nominated for that Asian category in the Grammys, win SOTY at Mama, and be bigger than BTaSs while making worse music than them! At least that group had one good album 8 years ago. Can’t say that about Corshit. The only reason they are famous is because of Hybe botting their success. If anyone should get SOTY, it is H2H. Rude is an actual song with vocals, which Martin’s voice cracking ass and Keonho’s squeaky mouse ass can never achieve.

In honor of Juneteenth, the day that slavery ended in the US, let’s talk about how Cortis is taking advantage of the antiblack rhetoric worldwide.

Most niggaboo concepts are simple. Act tough, wear durags, braids, and chains, have an blaccent, and with a cherry on top, saying the Nword predebut. Cortis is different however. They wear English band getup, act like scrappy underdogs, and rap that they rep LA. They act like they are average kids just having fun. This gives them plausible deniability. Just like Macklemore used his funny persona to win a Grammy over Kendrick. Just like Ian posed as a preppy white lad while rapping like Gucci Mane. While YG groups use rap to look cool, Cortis uses rap to show that they are authentic, while they are fucking not. While I condone CA in all forms, I feel what Cortis does is worse, as Hybe can sneakily promote Cortis as trendsetters and “out there” in Korea because of this deniability.

This ends with the music however. Go is a Champion Vacay clone. Açaí? A reject from Octane, an album that the weirdos listened to. Fashion? Don’t get me started with that. The Christmas video. People want to deny it, saying it was a trend and black people shouldn’t be reduced to ski masks and yn behavior but did Cortis believe that? How about Martin’s shitty producer tag and blaccent? Can a boy from Canada, a country where the black population is really small achieve this? With rap falling off globally and even domestically Hybe saw that the reason for the falloff wasn’t quality but a rise of antiblack rhetoric so out came Cortis, the weirdo niggaboos, to the rescue. Gotta perform for a fanbase that wouldn’t even let someone darker than a paper bag touch them! Watch them do a concept switch like MGK and Post Malone. Teezo, cochise, and skaiwater were just tokens to be spent. Watch them switch up to pop in a few years. These culture vultures always do.

Here are some videos from black people ending Cortis and coergars. You can never be too young to be racist it seems. Happy Juneteenth everyone!