r/CreepCastShitposting

this was removed on main sub so i'm posting here bc i need folk to see how perfect this art is. source and artist: https://x.com/x_092406/status/2089551740396093779?s=20

tell me you see it

Mutated wendiwho face lmao the creep tapes stay creepin

I've always listened to CreepCast and PapaMeat in the background whilst making this game so I decided to honor him by turning him into a blob fish meat monster. He's a pain in the ass to kill too. I have also decided to call this enemy "The Meat Father" for obvious reasons. My game is called Into The Lumberwoods on steam if you're interested. Anyways I thought this was funny.

Not common

Question: What’s scarier?

Someone you love turning into a demon?

Someone you love turning into a car?

Someone you love turning into a pizza?

At first glance, the answer seems obvious. But the correct answer is… all of the above.

Watching someone you love transform into something else is terrifying, even if it’s technically a positive change. That’s why some women start getting nervous when their husbands lose weight and get in shape.

Getting in shape isn’t a bad thing. And contrary to popular belief, they’re usually not afraid he’ll cheat, either.

Believe it or not, fat people can cheat too.

It’s the change itself. Something deep in our brains becomes profoundly unsettled when we watch someone slowly transform before our eyes.

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I love to kirkify people.

It’s one of the funniest memes on the internet. It has nothing to do with politics. I couldn’t care less about politics. I think political debates are just debate slop. I simply think it’s hilarious to kirkify someone’s face. I’d even go as far as to say I was one of the pioneers of the whole kirkifying meme.

One night, I had a strange dream.

I was walking through a ranch when I saw a man in a red hat who looked exactly like Hulk Hogan. He was milking a cow. Suddenly, he stopped, took off his hat, wiped the sweat from his forehead, then rested his head against the cow and started crying.

Not just crying. Violently sobbing. I actually felt sorry for him.

“Sir… are you alright? Do you need any help?”

He slowly raised his head and looked at me with cynical, tear-filled eyes.

“You’ll pay for what you did.”

I jolted awake in the middle of the night.

Charlie Kirk was standing in the corner of my bedroom.

He wasn’t moving. He was just staring at me and smiling.

Surely it was my imagination.It had to be.

But it felt so real. I could feel his presence. No matter how many times I blinked he wouldn’t disappear. I reached for my phone and turned on the flashlight.

The corner was empty. He was gone.

•

The next day, I went to visit my parents.

The house was silent. Too silent. Nobody answered when I called out.

Not my parents.

Not my siblings.

Not the au pairs.

No one.

I walked toward my parents’ bedroom.

The room was dark.

At the far end of it, my mother and father stood perfectly still with their backs facing me.

Their shoulders twitched. Jerking. Convulsing.

As if they were transforming in real time.

Then they spoke in unison.

Their voices sounded wet, gurgling, and demonic, both male and female.

“Son… didn’t you know? When you mock the dead…the dead mocks you back.”

“W… what are you talking about?” I whispered, my voice trembling.

Slowly…

They turned around. Their faces looked wrong.

The skin sagged as if they were wearing oversized masks made from someone else’s flesh.

Their eyes were dull and lifeless.

Their gums were grotesquely large.

And they were…

…balding?

I didn’t wait another second.

I turned and ran as fast as I could.

What…? Who…? Was that who I think it was?

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I stumbled back into my house. My heart was going crazy. I was hyperventilating. Nothing felt real anymore. I was short on breath.

Then, in the middle of my panic…

I looked up.

My reflection was staring back at me.

“Oh no…”

-END OF STORY-

ps: guys everywhere i post this story it gets deleted for being a shitpost but to me this is a horror masterpiece that stephen king himself wouldn’t be able to sleep at night after reading it ok please just let me post this