r/CrimeCats

Was it

A) Smudge

B) Biscuit

C) Bean

The answer, if you wish to be spoiled; >!Smudge broke into the bag but he only wanted to eat the bag (he has pica) and Biscuit used the opportunity to bulldoze as many crunchies as he could!<

I came home Saturday from work and my Willow was as sweet as usual. I go down the hall, and… look what this little stinker did! I ask her what happened and she basically rolled her eyes at me.

I came in to check on them and they were chewing on it on my bed😤 No idea where they found it. The other one couldn't accept his mugshot to be taken

He ate my muffin while I was doing laundry. He has no remorse. His name is Art and he will do it again.

I was watering my plants so of course Raymond had to get involved.

First he climbed into the kitchen sink and apparently thought, “She definitely can’t see me in here.”** **😹

Then he realized I had put up barriers around the plants, so he moved to the counter to inspect my security system and figure out his next move.

Look at that face. That is not an innocent kitten. That is a tiny criminal actively planning a break-in. 😂🐈‍⬛

I give the barriers about 10 minutes.

She says supervised outdoor time is not over yet.

Just got out the shower and Fionn knocked down my mirror. I picked it up and my hands were wet and I dropped and shattered it. My tremor is partly responsible, so is Fionn. He is being dangled here for a single minute as penance before some baby time. He is in big trouble.

Resident stray Gary, goes through phases where she would obsess and try to unscrew the LED bulbs.