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▲ 13 r/DSPGaming

DSP is actually smarter than we think

I want you to think about this for a second. Having an elaborate makeshift hallway of fans that acts as a poor man's central air is actually good.

Pros: fans are actually pretty frickin sick

Cons: people make fun of you online

- it's very taxing on your power grid

- sometimes when you're holding your cat shirtless when they have the zoomies they will kick a fan and gore you pretty badly

- people REALLY make fun of you online

- it's easy to get snagged on a fan as you're walking by

- the cat from before knocks them over during aforementioned Zoomies

-It's cheap

So I mean, yea. DSP is onto something here and honestly I'm sick of the way y'all treat him.

You brokies probably only have 4-5 fans in your house, tops.

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u/okwhatisausername — 1 day ago
▲ 71 r/DSPGaming

The Ozempig 100% bought a re-sealed Gawd Payuck online

https://imgur.com/HzxrCrO

The cards he pulled in his God Pack has already started "pringlifying", meaning that they are beginning to bend like a pringle. (The top left Gengar, the Mewtwo next to the top right card and the one next to the bottom left Dragonite especially). This happens after some time, when foil cards have been exposed to the humidity outside of the plastic wrapper they come in. They do not start bending inside the wrapper.

Ol' Pigroach McBegsnort must have bought a re-sealed booster pack for a LOT of dough, in order to look sussesful and lure in more donations from braindead dents so he can rip more packs. Some of these cards have undoubtedly seen to much "fresh air" to be looking like that straight out of a booster pack.

Source: I have been playing MTG for 10+ years

u/Rasta_Obi-Wagwan — 1 day ago
▲ 30 r/DSPGaming

220 this message is for you.

DSP hates you he despises you he laughs at you and he takes your money and squanders it. Stop giving this man your money he has called you retard and stupid multiple times now. Are you some kind of sadistic wierdo?

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u/Dents-R-US — 1 day ago
▲ 117 r/DSPGaming

Ladies And Gentlemen WE GOT HIM

He 100% bought the cards off ebay it's the exact same cards LOL DSP is a lying scamming despicable person. And there's multiple sets of these same cards for sale

u/Expensive_Reality967 — 2 days ago
▲ 93 r/DSPGaming

what's the next 'thing/hobby' he does tourism for?

He's done Lego, trading cards cards, gaming (obviously), retro gaming is an obvious larp, tech/hardware, fake fans stuff like One Piece, & etc. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't buy crap like Labubus/Needohs for the gacha aspect of all that like the rare glitter ones. Or maybe new gen action figures & dolls? He has a Wolverine doll already. It can't be anything constructive like cosplay because that's effort. He needs premade out the box products like cardboard & plastic knickknacks at the ready to put behind him to show he's a true & honest fan.

u/RuneTooth — 2 days ago
▲ 12 r/DSPGaming

Is the DSP "God Pack" fake?

I don't know anything about TCG and am hearing different things. Anyone with enough knowledge that can explain in simple terms whether it is fake or not?

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u/InstanceBroad5020 — 2 days ago
▲ 41 r/DSPGaming

At this point I hate the dents more than I hate DSP.

DSP has been doing the same shit for 20 years at this point - he doesn’t listen to feedback, builds his own echo chamber, gets into controversy and tries to dig himself out of it in a cringe manner.

We can predict how any new game or event will go.

But the dents, seeing all this, STILL decide to give him money. I don't care if they're mentally or physically disabled, that doesn’t give them immunity from making stupid decisions.

If it wasn't for them, DSP would be nothing but the cashier I greet every day at Wendy's.

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u/Frozoneeeee — 2 days ago
▲ 88 r/DSPGaming+1 crossposts

Almost all the cards in Philip’s God Payuck were slightly bent 😂

No way Dood! Philip has acquired more retirement funds. Too bad none of them will be a PSA 10 since he slightly bent them with his greasy hooves. What would be absolutely hilarious to fuck with him with, would be to accuse him of buying Japanese hit cards and resealing a pack so he faked getting a God Payuck 😂😂😂

u/SneedForever — 3 days ago
▲ 15 r/DSPGaming

Phil is proof that literally any regard can make money streaming

Don't give up, young YouTuber! There's a whale out there for everyone. Yes, even you can have your entire life and future dependent on a single autistic basement dweller. It's true. Just look at old Phil here. If he can do it, you can do it!

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u/NeLaX44 — 2 days ago
▲ 27 r/DSPGaming

Realistically...

How could DSPs streams get worse?

So I was watching the fire alarm unboxing, and then I jumped to the virtual boy ASMR stream. These are brain damage levels of incompetent and it got me thinking how could he conceivably make his streams worse than they are now?

He already shows no mastery or memory of any games. Has no charisma, begs all the time, he still snorts and wipes his face. He's rude, greedy, entitled.

My vote is if his streams were just a still shot of his chair and background with his AI hardstyle/edm garbage blaring, NO camera NO gameplay just audio of him asking for money every few minutes.

And to be honest we aren't really that far. I mostly described his podcast.

Sh*t

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u/okwhatisausername — 2 days ago
▲ 17 r/DSPGaming

One Piece cards now....

He's so addicted. What's sad is he wont ever go to card shops or cons he'll just stay at home as a hermit ripping packs for the dopamine boost. He's losing the last little bit of enjoyment he had in gaming, only liking certain JRPGS. All he wants to do now is gamble ripping packs. I dont think he gets much happiness from anything else in life

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u/BowsyWowsy26 — 3 days ago