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• Proposal for an alternate subreddit Banner for r/AlmostHomeless. How would the users and moderators of that subreddit feel about seeing this?

• You know how stereotypical Redditors don't shower often and will reek of BO, right? Well ironically, Reddit taught me during COVID that showering once a week clearly wasn't good enough.

• Something my sister made a couple of weeks ago that sat in the refrigerator until now. Good thing it still tastes okay, but what is the substance that these chicken bites are in?

• Are these spider eggs or what are they? Paper towel sat on the floor unused for a long time at Mom's house.

• What is the most sophisticated radio with the most bells and whistles available on Amazon?

• Umeka & Sharil: Double Trouble Tragedeighs!

• When will the first discount deals arrive for the Z Fold 8 Ultra 1TB edition?

• Agents of change: a 7 year old's lens on Generation AI for Good

• Last time I drank a bottle of cold coffee, why did it make me poop twice in one morning? (That is why I nickname coffee "poopffee" now.)

• When was the first time a kindergarten child of yours came to class with their own smartphone, what brand was it, how much did it cost, and what were your reactions?

• Seen on r/JimmyJohns: Use by July 33rd or July 2033.

• Bugdroid can't spell disappear right, hates COPPA and makes a big deal about some soccer button.

• "I don’t have insurance, what should i do. not joking"

• SMT: A grammar correction bot: "HaveNotOfBot," that corrects anyone anywhere on Reddit saying "could of," "would of," and "should of" with "could have," "would have," and "should have."

• SMT: A grammar correction bot: "HaveNotOfBot," that corrects anyone anywhere on Reddit saying "could of," "would of," and "should of" with "could have," "would have," and "should have."

• Why doesn't Bugatti appear on the 2026 JD Power vehicle dependability study? How dependable are they, and where would this brand rank on the graph, anyway?

• Why doesn't Ferrari appear on the 2026 JD Power vehicle dependability study? How dependable are they, and where would this brand rank on the graph, anyway?

• Re: NK-made smartphones that autocorrect for political reasons (such as "South Korea" to "puppet state") - if "Kim Jong-un Gaesaekki" was ever typed on those phones, what would THAT autocorrect to?

• Flock vandals = the opposite of chomos on the respect totem pole. The shorthand for flock vandals should be called "flovans" and they'll be revered in jails, prisons and by society everywhere.

• OOC: Why is Pretend2035Internet banned?

• Rejected showerthought: 3D printers are very early matter replicators.

• 3D Printers are very early matter replicators.

• Is playing music through my car's speakers when I press the red ordering button a surefire way to get one of your employees on the line faster to take my order?

• Why do I think of the background music of this commercial for the Ed Stinn Chevrolet dealership from Cleveland every time I think of Sitting Bull?

• Since Grandpa Abe introduced the word "dickety" to replace "twenty," has anyone in any episode made in the 2020s called the decade the "Dickety-Dicketies?"

• The Albert Investing app that I have an inactive account on spent more on printing this summary and the postage to send it, than my account is worth.

• Trousel makes me think of trousers and autocorrects to trouser.

• Hey, wouldn't Neuralink be able to give back some functionality with a chip implant in his head?

• Hey, wouldn't Neuralink be able to give back some functionality with a chip implant in his head?

• To those of you who consider yourselves "too tired to work:" What would energy drinks do for you?

• When will smartphones be capable of kinetic recharging (from the movements our hands make when holding it, when they're in our pockets while walking, etc.?)

• Why can't Twump spend any of his billions to get a surgery to fix his fecal incontinence?

• Why can't Twump spend any of his billions to get a surgery to fix his fecal incontinence?

• Why can't Twump spend any of his billions to get a surgery to fix his fecal incontinence?

• Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us?

• Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us?

• Could we implant our pets with Neuralink chips in order to make them suddenly gain an ability to communicate with us?

• If anyone here feels like making a Palantir rap song to the tune of Straight Outta Compton, what would your lyrics be?

• Why can't Twump spend any of his billions to get a surgery to fix his fecal incontinence?

• Why can't Twump spend any of his billions to get a surgery to fix his fecal incontinence?

• You do know that you're getting the Mark of the Beast by getting these, right?

• You do know that you're getting the Mark of the Beast by getting these, right?

• The Mark of the Beast is already being deployed in Sweden!

• How is the natural environment in California different enough to make this plate not compostable only there, but more compostable somehow in other states?

• Why didn't the Universal Translators translate pets in the Trek Universe? As in, why were pet translators not a thing on any ST episode?

• [Request] How much will it cost to raise all American under-height road clearances to 15 feet even so that tall commercial trucks won't have to worry about bridge strikes anymore?

• Does misspelling the subreddit and getting a soundalike one count as a B.A.T.?

• If Idiocracy ever gets a remake, the future would be in 2026, not 2505 because this shows we've already been dumbed down.

• It should be $24 / day if it's $1 / hour, not $15 because there is 24 hours in a day, not 15.

• r/ShazamMusic

• What changed about UnitedHealthcare after the CEO assassination by Luigi Mangione? (For example, did they lower their claim denial rates?)

• Did UnitedHealthcare change their billing practices ever since Luigi Mangione assassinated their CEO? What changed at UnitedHealthcare ever since that assassination?

• Why couldn't KKK become KGB instead of KFC to keep up the Commie theme?

• Could opening the side door of a cargo jet really suck an agent inside who was clinging onto the side of the plane for dear life? (Mission Impossible - "I'm not IN the plane, I'm ON the plane")

• [6+ YoE, Dasher, Delivery Driver (of more important goods), Hutchinson, Kansas, USA]

• I've been most job-stable as a Dasher, having celebrated 6 years on Doordash on May 1st. How far will my experience, and this resume, get my foot in the door with delivery employers?

• I've been most job-stable as a Dasher, having celebrated 6 years on Doordash on May 1st. How far will my experience, and this resume, get my foot in the door with delivery employers?

• Will I get asked and used for money by the poor too many times if I'm seen, and known to be, driving a Lexus ES300h? Should I just get a full-option Toyota Corolla instead?

• Will I get asked and used for money by the poor too many times if I'm seen, and known to be, driving a Lexus ES300h? Should I just get a full-option Toyota Corolla instead?

• MMW: AI is going through a discriminatory period now in the 2020s in its own version of Blacks going through the Jim Crow discriminatory period of the 1950s. This will eventually pass, by the 2030s.

• Re: Saying that you're not in Long Island, but ON Long Island - why does that evoke memories of Mission Impossible's Ethan Hunt being not IN the plane, but ON the plane?

• r/ShazamMusic

• Since I can't post to r/ShazamMusic since I don't see any active moderators there, how do I take over that subreddit and become the mod there myself?

• What items from Amazon will most effectively "future-fy" my apartment? I'm looking for the most futuristic items I can find.

• Someone's NAME is "PLANET?"

• Can I give an AI app $100 in seed money and have them day-trade for me 100% of the time and pay me 50% of their net profits every day that the stock markets are open?

• Is there an Amazon accessory that allows my phone to recharge from the motion of my bicycle wheels?

• Petition: Please make this our new subreddit banner.

• I told Mom & Dad to invest in Google in 2004. They didn't trust me.

• Like how "Palianytsia" is a Ukrainian shibboleth that uncovers Russian secret agents because Russians can't pronounce it right, what are some North Korean shibboleths that would uncover South Korean secret agents?

• 2025 Camry that's mine temporarily while I rent it.

• I'm trying to get my Manga caricature of myself roasted on r/RoastMe but last I checked, it's still awaiting moderator approval. Would you please roast my caricature like you were at that subreddit?

• May I / we create Anime / Manga caricatures of ourselves and get a good roast that way? If that's okay, then what roast do you have of me in THIS form?

• Can this please become r/Wendys's subreddit banner?

• Can we get a new subreddit banner for r/Homeless? (Image in link.)

• Proposed new subreddit banner for r/Homeless, since that sub doesn't allow image attachments.

• Please make this your new subreddit banner. Prompt: "For r/WhatIsThisCar - please make a subreddit banner that shows a confused-looking Snoo wear detective attire while holding a magnifying glass examining a weird, uncommon looking car."

• You feel like making this your new subreddit banner?

• Let's make this our new subreddit banner, please.

• We need to spice up r/JapaneseFood with this banner and logo/icon. Who's on board with this idea?

• May this please become your subreddit's new Banner?

• Restaurant proprietors of Japanese-themed restaurants outside of Japan: Why don't any Japanese restaurants I visit outside of Japan ever have Washlets (bidet-seats) in their restrooms? Wouldn't that "enhance the theme" of the establishment "being Japanese?"

• Restaurant proprietors of Japanese-themed restaurants outside of Japan: Why don't any Japanese restaurants I visit outside of Japan ever have Washlets (bidet-seats) in their restrooms? Wouldn't that "enhance the theme" of the establishment "being Japanese?"

• I saw the "born in or before 1980" rule for AOP in 2020. Now it's 2026. Why isn't the rule updated to "born in or before 1986" today?

• Why doesn't Google have Cached versions of search results anymore?

• Exactly HOW did the driver of this '50s Ford change the rear tires??? No wonder tire fenders aren't a feature on newer cars these days.

• Mom still doesn't want me to have a drink cooler in my bathroom even though I live on my own and have my own income.

• Automod at r/France thinks I have less than 50 comment karma. Look at my karma stats; I have 1,332. How can this automod get fixed?

• What is the name of France's version of CPS and why did they fail this male Fifi Brindacier for so long? How's he doing now?

• What is the name of France's version of CPS and why did they fail this male Fifi Brindacier for so long? How's he doing now?

• What is the name of France's version of CPS? Why did they fail this boy for so long? He's the male version of Pippi Longstocking.

• People Have No Idea What's Coming This Summer And It's Too Late to Stop It

• Incorrectamundo.

• Samsung Messages getting discontinued on my Fold: Well WHY? I liked it better than Google Messages.

• Suicide Hotline call center workers: how much of a spike did you get in calls when Trump had just won the election? What were some of the most memorable conversations callers had with you about the elections?

• Suicide Hotline call center workers: how much of a spike did you get in calls when Trump had just won the election? What were some of the most memorable conversations callers had with you about the elections?

• Suicide Hotline call center workers: how much of a spike did you get in calls when Trump had just won the election?

• Suicide Hotline call center workers: how much of a spike did you get in calls when 45-47 had just won the election? What were some of the most memorable conversations callers had with you about the elections?

• Suicide Hotline call center workers: how much of a spike did you get in calls when Trump had just won the election? What were some of the most memorable conversations callers had with you about the elections?

• Donate to Keep Ms. Stanley's Christian Soup Ministry Going with a Chair Lift, organized by Christine Kass (and give everyone else with limited Mobility issues a chance to eat at the Soup Kitchen.)

• KRICKET? That's gotta be a nickname to delight the kids, right? Imagine growing up with the name Kricket - how much bullying would there be???

• If a guy named Christian gets this plate ("Speak to Manager,") will he kick off a meme wherein all male Karens are called "Christians?"

• Little bro posted something irrelevant to the subreddit that I created and mod, and then when I looked at his profile, I found this. Dude can't be older than 11.

• I accidentally spilled a drop of Coke (Cherry Float Zero Sugar) on this receipt and sucked the drop off of it. Does the receipt have harmful chemicals? Will I get sick from doing so?

• Would a mini-fridge next to the commode be "Peak Neckbeard?" If you visited this guy's apartment and saw this, what would your reactions be?

• Would a mini-fridge next to the commode be "Peak Neckbeard?" If you visited this guy's apartment and saw this, what would your reactions be?

• Would a mini-fridge next to the commode be "Peak Neckbeard?" If you visited this guy's apartment and saw this, what would your reactions be?

• Would a mini-fridge next to the commode be "Peak Neckbeard?" If you visited this guy's apartment and saw this, what would your reactions be?

• User of this restroom wants a mini-fridge placed atop this table so that soda and snacks can be within reach of his bidet. Does that constitute a "neckbeardly desire?"

• Dude has a home office in the bathroom now, complete with a rolling mini-desk (AKA his "toilet desk.") If that's not the pinnacle of neckbeard bathroom setups, then I don't know what is!

• Why did Trump not show up in the Jimmy Carter 100th birthday video?

• Lexus is no longer ranked on top of the reliability rankings, despite having more stringent quality control standards at their assembly lines than Toyota does.

• Was it typical Gen-Z behavior for a Jimmy John's girl born in 2003 to call a coworker a "baby" and tell him to "grow a pear" in 2019 upon finding out that he avoided an extra shift just to avoid working with an emotionally-abusive manager?

• How true is this gem that I caught on my Facebook Newsfeed? Can you share or link to more details about this supposed German Diabetes cure?

• How true is this gem that I caught on my Facebook Newsfeed? Can you share or link to more details about this supposed German Diabetes cure?

• Me: "Doshite desu ka?" Host-mom: "Kiken!" Me: "Kiken wo dou desu ka?; How is it dangerous?" After I had tried to take a picture of the back of my host-brother's textbook and the host-mom snatched the book from me.

• "To Lose Weight, Let's Underinsulate!"

• Pippi Longstocking now has her own subreddit. / Pippi Långstrump har nu sin egen subreddit.

• If the State name Colorado means "color red," why does "red" translate to Rojo instead? So why wasn't the state named "Colorrojo?"

• You know how coal mining causes black lung disease, right? Well, do the Hutch salt miners get a salty lung disease? What does working in the Carey Salt Mines do to the miners' long-term health?

• What is my CQS?

• Since Reddit's filters are malfunctioning, please just answer the questions in the screenshot.

• You load 16 tons, what do you get in 2026? You also get another day older, but do you still get deeper in debt?

• The Reddit filters keep malfunctioning on this question so I had to screenshot it instead. So, how does mining today compare to back in the days of 16 Tons?

• I plan to bring a phone tripod to my local PF so that I can continue to watch videos while exercising at stations without phone stands. How will you feel about seeing a guy watching a screen on a tripod?

• If Trump dies for any reason, such as of natural causes due to old age, how will the Iranian peoples react?

• If Trump dies for any reason, such as of natural causes due to old age, how will the Iranian peoples react?

• Rejected showerthought: There are two American heads-of-state. The other one is the Pope.

• There are two American heads-of-state. The other one is the Pope.

• On the flip-side, is the last name of Polite comic?

• Last name being Rude is tragic, isn't it? Hopefully it's pronounced "Rue-day," right?

• My video doorbell didn't record a mail carrier dropping off my Amazon package, but my USPS Informed Delivery email said it was dropped off at 9:20.

• Why does a Toyota salesman drive a BMW in my city?

• Mom made the most expensive joke ever in my life, and it involved bitcoin.

• Mom made the most expensive joke ever in my life, and it involved bitcoin.

• Why isn't someone from Ghana a Ghanese instead of a Ghanaian, and why isn't someone from China a Chinaian instead of a Chinese?

• I log in to my main YT account from several devices. When I use the new "Video Queue" feature (now that I just subscribed to a year of Premium just last night), why doesn't the same Queue-list show up on my other devices like how playlists do?

• Is the growth of AI helping accelerate cancer research?

• Is the growth of AI helping accelerate cancer research?

• Is the growth of AI helping accelerate cancer research?

• This wine bottle from when we had this wine for CHRISTMAS. APOTHIC crush. How much will wine bottle collectors pay for this?

• I created r/PippiLongstocking with ChatGPT's help, even had it generate the banner and logo. Why is it not gaining traction?

• We already know tuna is a fish, so if we call tuna sandwiches "tuna fish sandwiches," why don't we call chicken sandwiches "chicken bird sandwiches?"

• A heartwarming rags-to-riches story about how the Technological Singularity will someday end homelessness.

• Mkravyn? Like McRaven? Who ordered McDonald's, by the way. Very on-brand.

• Lovely tragedy to be named Love of their Life.

• Lovely tragedy to be named Love of their Life.

• Why keep a Geo Prizm after all these years? Is it because they are still cheap to repair, maintain and insure?

• I tried to see if there was an opposite of r/FATfire called r/THINfire but there isn't. Why doesn't r/ThinFIRE exist?

• How come Genesis ranks below the vehicle dependability study average at 213 problems per 100 vehicles sold? How can they improve their reliability to be better than Lexus, at 140 problems per 100 vehicles sold?

• Why do I think of this Oldsmobile going "whip-whip" when trying to start it, and therefore this car not being able to start, when I think of Detroit?

• I want the UFP / Starfleet to build a Federation Cube to even up their capabilities against the Borg Cube. I asked Gemini: "You know what a Borg Cube from Star Trek looks like, right? Can you draw a Federation Cube with the Federation Starships' design motifs?"

• From r/AICarArt: Bugatti Chiron Monstertruck

• Beware, like how "Palianytsia" is your shibboleth to identify Russian covert operatives, Russians may have some shibboleths of their own!

• Like how "Palianytsia" is the shibboleth used by the Ukrainians to identify Russian spies and saboteurs, what are the Russian shibboleths used to identify Ukrainian spies and other operatives of theirs?

• Why didn't Trump show up in the 100th birthday celebration video for Jimmy Carter?

• Re: Matthew 19:24 - A camel CAN be led through a needle's eye. Build a water tower in the shape of a needle with the eye on the bottom and build a ramp leading up to and down from the needle's eye and lead the camel through it.

• Re: Matthew 19:24 - A camel CAN be led through a needle's eye. Build a water tower in the shape of a needle with the eye on the bottom and build a ramp leading up to and down from the needle's eye and lead the camel through it.

• Looking good here on Facebook. If I had missing parts, I'd sign up to be a clinical research participant in order to get a regrowth of them ASAP. Hopefully this will become mainstream soon for the entire amputee community.

• Playing Video Games Has an Unexpected Effect on Kids' IQ, Study Says - NewsBreak (Video games boost the IQ scores of kids.)

• Playing Video Games Has an Unexpected Effect on Kids' IQ, Study Says - NewsBreak (Video games BOOST IQ points)

• Hallå där! I accidentally made a whole subreddit about Pippi Longstocking 🇸🇪

• Remember when the excuse for stupidity was lack of access to information? Yeah, it wasn't that.

• How do you feel about this bro keeping this showering log all year?

• Regarding the red no alcohol sale Banner on the licenses of repeat DUI offenders, shouldn't there also be a "don't buy for the other guy law" that comes with it?

• What shade of green is THIS car? I like this shade, and want this to be the color for my next car.

• Please give us good rags-to-riches stories: Who amongst you were formerly homeless, and how did you climb your way up to wealth?

• Edit post titles and show anyone the editing history of said titles so that we can see what the post titles used to be.

• Please give us good rags-to-riches stories: Who amongst you were formerly homeless, and how did you climb your way up to wealth?

• Please give us good rags-to-riches stories: Who amongst you were formerly homeless, and how did you climb your way up to wealth?

• What characters / prior movies and TV shows are LEAST likely to have a live-action adaptation made, and how come?

• Perhaps the sponsored truck of Taco Bell should be the Toyota TACO-ma?

• How come United States Armed Forces didn't leave Korea after 20 years of occupation like how they left Afghanistan? (Translation available / 번역 가능)

• How much did search queries for "Chuglass, Idaho" spike on Google Maps during the movie? (Crosspost: r/TheyDidTheMath)

• Can someone here create a 100th anniversary remake of "Thanks For The Buggy Ride" titled "Thanks For The Self-Driving Ride?" Have the same melody, but with 2026 instrumentation and lyrical parlance.

(Continued in comments due to the 40k character limit.)