r/Discordian_Society

If anyone has an illustration of this mystereeouse device, please share direct to my pineal gland thx

Attention, Pope. The Erisian Liberation Front has officially updated the directives. Please adjust your reality tunnels accordingly;

Stop trying to force the end of the world; it’s doing just fine on its own. Instead, inoculate yourself against the ultimate tool of the Greyface: excessive, paralyzing caution. Take the vaccine. Eat the hot dog bun. Shake up the narrative.

Fnord.

This message will self-destruct once you realize it never existed in the first place. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.

slow and agonizing