r/Dogschamps

Nobody noticed Pesto had been asleep on the pool float for almost 45 minutes because honestly he looked TOO comfortable to disturb. The problem is the float slowly started rotating sideways and drifting toward the deep end like a retired dad who accidentally fell asleep on vacation after one beer.

I looked outside and this dog was fully unconscious with one paw hanging in the water, mouth slightly open, drifting directly toward the pool wall in complete silence while the float made tiny bonk… bonk… bonk… noises every few seconds. Didn’t wake him up once.

The funniest part is every time the float bumped the wall it would slowly spin him back out into the middle of the pool like some kind of lazy automatic Roomba system. He just kept floating around the backyard asleep for another 20 minutes like a giant furry cruise ship.

Absolute manatee. Pesto rates pool naps 5 stars.