Listen, me and my wife Kaze were having a very great time eating together at the beach! It was a great day, but my wife Kaze suddenly saw something in the distance, and broke out in tears! It takes a lot to make my wife Kaze cry, so I ask you all again: What made my wife Kaze cry?!
Bro ... I don't know dude just i love her so much
Oh my god, I’m so happy my wife Kaze finally got a new animation!🥰 It’s been so long since my wife Kaze got an animation, it’s about time she got an animation! She sounds, and looks so beautiful in her new animation! My wife Kaze always deserves a new animation, she is perfect, for example, she has 100,000,000,000,000 IQ!(and counting). The only thing I’m sad about is the nano noodles stealing everything from Kaze…but if you excuse me, I’m going to beat up some nano noodles and some brawlers affected by nano noodles to avenge my wife Kaze! Cya!
There’s a reason why this frame of my wife Kaze is the thumbnail of her new animation. It’s because it’s perfect, just like her!🥰 It’s just absolute cinema, my wife Kaze looks so beautiful in it! Oh god, I love Kaze’s new animation…..
Yep, I said it: my wife Kaze is the fastest person ever! Even faster than Ishowspeed, or any other fast person! For our first exhibition to show proof is…how fast she changes aspects. Both in her animation and gameplay, she is seen to change aspects(which means changing clothes and weapons) very quickly, less than a second! Anyone else would not be able to change clothes and weapons so easily. But Kaze? She does it in less than a second easily, and in style! And for our next exhibit,we have the speed in which she defeats her enemies. In her first animation, she was able to solo all of the robots that trapped her in a matter of seconds, without any mistakes, and in style! No other person can do that in that quick of a time! And then, (both in her gameplay and animations), she is shown to run so fast, nothing can outrun her! She can dodge any bullet or weapon with ease quickly! And when she runs, she runs very fast, almost as fast as the speed of light! No other person is as quick as that! And also take into account the fact that Kaze is pure perfection. I could go on and on..but overall, Kaze is the fastest person ever.
(Credit to Anaetou for art)
In-game, we always see Kaze with her makeup, and it never melts, not even in the heat of battle! Why is this? I have a simple theory that can explain why.
My theory: Kaze is wearing Oshiroi, which was makeup Geishas wore. Oshiroi was known for being long lasting and durable once applied to the face, typically lasting for a few hours, and it didn’t easily melt. My theory can be backed up by the fact that well, Kaze Is a Geisha.
Oh, and also her voicelines can actually help validate my theory, as one of her voicelines; “I struggle, but my beauty must endure.” Implies that Kaze is concerned with her beauty, so Kaze must frequently apply Oshiroi, as it’s long lasting and durable, so it’s an optimal option. And “Oshiroi, on point”, implies that Kaze knows what Oshiroi is, and wears it.
So thus, Kaze Is wearing Oshiroi, and applies it frequently. That’s how Kaze is never seen with her makeup melting.
I'm sorry, I don't remember name of this, but this art mostly means what happened in Brawl meta... And it's so over and there is no recovering from this.
p.s. I also did easter egg 👉👈
Also, give me a random female brawler skin, any of them and I'll start my new world with that skin, so I can enjoy playing Minecraft for no reason if you want.
Art by alyssa_123ncncn
To any ladies seeking a romantic relationship with me (I know I’m an handsome man), I’m already taken by my wife and the love of my life: Kaze. Yep, I’m taken by my wife Kaze🥰