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• UFC on FOX 3:
• John Lineker vs. Louis Gaudinot
• May 5, 2012
• Izod Center
• East Rutherford, NJ

Larry Holmes versus George Foreman depends on their first or second careers. In their first careers is great as Larry always was, would’ve given him the most trouble. He’d either catch Larry and finish Larry would win the . On the second go round great as George became, Larry was always smarter, slicker. I’m sure George did not fight him and that Larry wanted to fight George. most likely out of respect, not make much noise about it.

• (C) Roy Jones Jr vs. Antonio Tarver II
• May 15, 2004
• Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino
• Las Vegas, Nv

• UFC 71
• Houston Alexander vs. Keith Jardine
• May 26, 2007
• MGM Grand Garden Arena
• Las Vegas, Nv

Has Tom had the biggest fall off ever?

Tommy Bum, Tommy Bum, quitter in the night,
Talks like he is fearless, folds at the first sign of fright.
Heavyweight savior, or so the fans all say,
One finger to the eyeball and his courage floats away.

Tommy Bum, Tommy Bum, king of what if land,
Shadowboxing champions with an ice pack in his hand.
They say he beats legends, they swear he wears the crown,
Then one little poke and Tommy Bum goes down.

Tommy Bum, Tommy Bum, the people’s chosen one,
Until the fight gets messy and he decides he is done.
Built like a monster, marketed like a god,
Mentally held together by wet cardboard and fraud.

Tommy Bum, Tommy Bum, future of the throne,
Needs a full medical team whenever he gets touched in the dome.
His fans write fan fiction, they call him the best,
But every real champion knows adversity is the test.

Tommy Bum, Tommy Bum, quitter through and through,
If that is your guy, then the joke is really you.
The belt stays waiting while excuses multiply,
Tommy Bum the Quitter, forever asking why.

Tommy Bum Bum, the quitter quitter king
Walked to the cage like he’d conquer everything
Talked about belts and legacy and glory
Then an eye poke happened and rewrote the story

Tommy Bum Bum, with tears in his eyes
Looked to the ref and started telling lies
“My vision is blurry, I cannot go on”
Meanwhile old legends fought with their eyeballs gone

Tommy Bum Bum, the softest of men
Will he ever be trusted in battle again?
The crowd wanted violence, they wanted a war
Tommy Bum Bum was sprinting for the door

Jonny Bones sat back on his throne
Laughing while Tommy typed essays on his phone
“Please give me the title, I earned it somehow”
The division just points and laughs at him now

Tommy Bum Bum, the quitter quitter bum
The moment got hard and he started to run
Champions keep fighting when everything’s grim
Quitters find reasons, and that reason was him

He trained in the shadows, he lifted with pride
But heart is the one thing money can’t buy
The belt isn’t won with excuses and tweets
It’s won when you stand on two functional feet

Tommy Bum Bum, the legend of cope
Clinging to rankings and dangling hope
The fans keep insisting “his time will come”
But deep down they know he is Tommy Bum Bum.