r/GTA6unmoderated

I was casually walking down the street the other day and big netanyahu pulled me aside and swore on the holy state of Israel that trailer 3 releases on the 31st June. Big if true.

Source: trust me bro

4pm -4:15pm is when they will announce a delay if there is one. They have to do it before the earning call. If they are silent til then, we are safe.

Both Trailer 1 and Trailer 2 of GTA 6 were officially scheduled for this hour.

Six months before the game's scheduled release and right before the Earning Call, we should receive from Rockstar either a "Hello everyone" post with a delay, a pre-order trailer, or nothing at all. But if Rockstar doesn't announce anything today, and during the Earning Call, the scheduled release date of November 19th is once again confirmed, then I think we can be 99% sure the game will be released on time, and a full-fledged pre-order promotion will begin in the summer, about five months before release, like with GTA 5 and RDR 2. Let's hope for the best and breathe in the hopium, friends.

I was hired to clean the huge windows in the upper floors of T2 Building so yeah im currently hanging outside of the windows where Strauss Zelnick has his main office, and im looking trough the window and you guys wont believe this…

The guy is literally jerking one off to this very reddit sub, i saw him laugh a lot but then proceeded to unzip his pants and bam out of nowhere the guy just started doing the deed.

This guy gets off to fan Theories about the game and im suspecting thats why he’s delaying the game!! This is his fuel for Jerking off, he literally has a paper thats its an email printed copy with the title “GTA6 has gone gold sir”
And the date is 28/04/2024!! Guys the freaking game is ready for more than 2 years ago, oh my god he delayed the game for more than 2 years just because of his weird fetish… oh my freakin god.