r/GuiltyDogs

Mister Stink (gov name Bainne) was allowed to run around off leash on the small green area outside our house before I left for my first day of work. He decided to run around to every cul de sac, and lead a small group of dogs around with him. Terrible influence. He came home when he felt like it.

In all seriousness, I heard some ripping noises and I panicked and I thought he was ripping up something that could hurt him or valuable and then I came to this lol. I’m laughing so much I can’t even be mad at him.

He’s innocent 😍

My son, Frank, who feels no shame but SHOULD.

We were doing our morning walk and I opted to walk to the corner of a street that has a home with two lovely dogs who have incredible, deep, bellowing barks and who have been relentless when my crew walks by. Frank is smart in the most inconvenient way so he immediately was alert, and I decided to turn down an alley rather than deal with the chaos. The dogs noticed us and started. Rather than continuing down the alley with his dog siblings and me, Frank pulled himself back out to the sidewalk and took the longest, biggest poop while maintaining eye contact with these other dogs the whole time. It was the MOST bizarre display of dominance I’ve ever seen, and then I had to stand there scrapping his poop off the sidewalk while the dogs continued to yell at all of us because of franks disrespect.

Shame him please

She always looks like she’s pouting and it is the cutest thing.

Unanimous verdict

Things I did this morning:

1. Broke the sprinkler in the flower garden by pulling on it and ripping it out of the ground.
2. Rip up a flower from that same bed.
3. Dug a much bigger hole in that same spot and got muddy b/c I already destroyed the sprinkler.
4. Came inside and knocked over the ironing board while my Dad was ironing.

It’s been a good morning…

He wouldn’t even look at me 😂 oh Murph, what am I gonna do with you.