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▲ 377 r/HaloCirclejerk

“PLEASE ARBITER I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT”

u/TheZachry — 1 day ago
▲ 273 r/HaloCirclejerk

Its like at least half the fandom never grew up from being an assassination tower edgelord teenager

u/_Ryloren_ — 7 days ago
▲ 52 r/HaloCirclejerk

Can’t believe bungalow got rid of 60 round AR in halo 2

Absolutely disgraceful. I lost my virginity during CE and to spit on its image in the next game is crazy. The 60 round AR was my favorite weapon and to see it gutted in halo 2 is offensive to me. It was the greatest gun in the game and everyone dropped their magnum for it every time

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u/Chumanchu — 6 days ago
▲ 2 r/HaloCirclejerk

343 sucks and ruined halo…

Because their games are ugly and cartoony (like Fortnite or some china town toys) and only undesirable nerds and little kids think otherwise. 🙄 Bungie and the call of duty devs will always be the masters of art, beauty, and war!!! 🎨😎

Who agrees??? (first pictire is of 343s abominations) (everything after is bungies master pieces including of call of duty)

u/justinpham1337 — 7 days ago
▲ 321 r/HaloCirclejerk

TedTalk: How Tumblr will save Halo from the last

Can you tell I frequent r/noncredibledefense ?

This is foolproof. The remake will be based.

Because at this point I think we all trust Tumblr fanfic writers with Halo lore more than we trust Microsoft lmao.

I have faith.

*I BELIEVE*

u/Aurora_Strix — 11 days ago
▲ 0 r/HaloCirclejerk

Where can I pirate H:Reach.

I do have MCC but I want to play an actual copy of the standalone game (cause I fucking hate MCC and it's fuckass UI). I'd really just like to experience Halo Reach in a "genuine" form.

u/Muhamedchips — 11 days ago