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r/HaloCirclejerk

Be realistic, but also constructive
▲ 1.6k r/HaloCirclejerk+1 crossposts

Be realistic, but also constructive

It’s like a 6/10 imho

(And no, this isn’t me defending games releasing in an unfinished state.)

u/TheSmithySmith — 20 hours ago
▲ 63 r/HaloCirclejerk

i almost got caught stealing a halo shirt from spencer’s

i got away with it and also stole a fleshlight too it’s called the double dip and it has a vajayjay and a prune chute on it

u/MyKidsNotMine — 13 hours ago
▲ 450 r/HaloCirclejerk

This is the only version of Halo that is canon, everything made afterwards has been bad fan fiction.

u/morph3as — 1 day ago
▲ 61 r/HaloCirclejerk

The only galactic superweapon in this series that is canon.

Hand-soldered by Jensen himself.

u/j0an_k — 23 hours ago
▲ 27 r/HaloCirclejerk

Something’s wrong. I keep clicking on all the thumbnails of Jerma Cortana and fat black Master Chief and nothing’s happening. When do gamers win?

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u/_Xenopsyche — 2 days ago
▲ 6 r/HaloCirclejerk

It feels like there's no real popular Halo game to play anymore.

Been playing Halo for nearly 20 years, played all the games, barely played much in the last few years cause there's no real popular game at the minute. Is infinite really playable for anyone outside the US. I'm from Australia and every game has 300+ ping, it's basically unplayable. I have the itch to play but there's really nothing. I've played MCC a stupendous amount of time, and I'm over playing halo 3 mp. It's great but it's 20 years old, like man we should be way past this. Played Campaign evolved and probs won't touch it again.

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u/TheChosenOneProphecy — 3 days ago
▲ 292 r/HaloCirclejerk+1 crossposts

I hate these modern tendencies of having markers indicating you what to shoot, military women being rude to superiors for no reason, spoonfeeding me obvious instructions, bad voice acting and changing classic character's models from how they used to look.

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u/Theodore_Dudenheim — 5 days ago