r/HazbinHotelGroupChat

Outside of the fortress

*you see that they are taking down the fortress gate you do not know why but they are also dragging them up and over the wall but the rope looks like it is about to snap there are orcs on the ground and walls by the gate if the rope snaps orcs will die what do you do*

(Reddit this is an rp)

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u/Expensive-Swim5703 — 5 hours ago

Lost.

(Pentagram city is rather peaceful today, of course the odd gang violence is expected but who really cares? Crowds wonder the streets, wondering what they shall do in another day in the worst place in the universe.)

(Amongst this crowd, a figure cloaked in red robes walks among them, chattering in a language that hurt the ears to listen to. He would continue moving through the streets of hellspawn.)

u/King_from_the_left — 3 hours ago

Seth: Sorry abel but we need a general that can actually lead...not cower till the last moment.

Still no offense bro. I didnt make this discussion.

u/thad-MD — 10 hours ago

You see what looks to be a..human? Walking through the streets of hell. By their aura alone they seem kind (someone charlie would really like)

One thing is for sure. They look DETERMINED!

u/thad-MD — 16 hours ago
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Goodbye everyone

Thank you for everything the mods already know about what I am doing if ya want to know ask them but I'm fucking done with everything goodbye also fuck THE KCKENSON OFFICIAL SUB REDDIT THEY ARE THE REASON THIS IS HAPPENING

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u/Positive_Library3379 — 13 hours ago

I am so tired of people telling me how i should run MY business!(talking about cain)

LIKE YEAH I KNOW I'M A SHITTY BOSS SOMETIMES AND HEY I'LL COME OUT AND SAY I'M A SHITTY DAD SOMETIMES. BUT MY COMPANY IS THRIVING AND MY SONS LOVE ME. THATS ALL THAT MATTERS! I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO BE THE COMPETENT ONE AT THE TABLE! I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO BE THE ONE IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENCE ABOUT HOW MY KIDS ACT INSTEAD OF BELIVING THEIR CHILD IS SOME HOLY SAINT UNABLE TO DO WRONG! LIKE EVEN MICHAEL KNOWS HE'S FUCKED UP. ABBADON TOO BUT AT LEAST THEY TRY! UGH!

u/thad-MD — 1 day ago

Fucking seriously?

"Seriously Val? You kept him?" Lady Alice chided.

"Of course I did." Val rolled his eyes.

"Why... he's fucking awful." she huffed.

"I just can't see a hell without him, okay? I... fuck... Alice I know he was wrong!" Val sighed and rubbed his temples.

"You can't change someone who doesn't want to change." she stated and crossed her arms.

"Yeah I know... but if I keep him like this... at least he can't hurt anyone." Val reasoned.

"What he has done..."

Val cut her off. "I know... he's fucking worse than me... I know! I fucking know Alice. I know."

Lady Alice huffed.

"He's sick in the head and yeah he fucked up, and yeah he's a complete dick with an unhealthy obsession that probably should just... but I just can't okay." Val groaned.

Lady Alice sighed and leaned her head back. "I have my own problems... all this bullshit with the chaos... I like the power but... it's brought bad things here and I'm not fucking sure I wanna deal with this anymore..."

Val looked to her. "Yeah... that's tough." he sighed and offered her a hand.

She stared at him.

"Truce? At least between us?"

The doe flicked her ears then reached out shaking his hand. "Yeah Truce... but you keep that maniac away from me."

"Fair enough." he chuckled.

She sat beside him. "Do you think... we could have been friends if not for him?"

Val chuckled and looked to her. "Probably. How's things with yer new guy?"

She blushed. "Vee is great."

"Good." smiles.

( I dunno it was an idea in my head I needed to get out, feel free to chat with them I suppose )

u/RedDoeHost — 2 days ago

Traveling through pentagram city

*you spot a convoy full of orcs there are 5 carts being dragged by what looks like massive cats being ridden on by orcs in each cart there are 10 barrels of some sort of liquid you spot 5 unique looking orcs one covered in black liquid and with cups all over his belt another covered in bone armor and is holding an hammer an olog covered in cobwebs an orc wearing a bard uniform with an lute converted into a weapon and the last one covered in red armor and paint*

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u/Expensive-Swim5703 — 2 days ago

*[The Dark Lord has arrived to hell, after finally not being able to be truly immortal]*

What is this place? *[He looks around]* I thought that someone had... Well, I guess I have cheated death after all? This does not look like a place I am familiar with, though...

u/AuroraCrystalZ — 3 days ago
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*Sigh* welcome to spudsy's, where the burgers are fresh, and the employees are wage slaves. What can I get you.

I don't want to be here.

u/Ok_Captain7730 — 3 days ago