r/HoopLand

Old Man Turning Up The Clock

Old Man Turning Up The Clock

mind you he's 37, but I know someone who's already 41 and also bald but is still turning up the clock...

u/bumble_ribee — 7 hours ago

Hoopland needs to add a feature to request a team to be traded to

obviously you’re able to request a trade but they just send you off to a random team. I want to do a return tour with the team that drafted me but I’ll just get traded to Memphis or something.

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u/dinogamer5606 — 10 hours ago

Overpowered teams

How do you avoid things like this from happening in franchise mode? This is insane 🤦‍♂️😭 won't be able to compete for the next 2 years.

Role Player

In your saves, what do you consider a “role player”? I think for me it’s anything below 4*.

5* GOAT territory
4.5* All Star Starting
4* All Pro/Star Reserve
< 4* role player

Where am I off here?

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u/Fearless_Landscape67 — 23 hours ago

I raised the shooting fouls for the first time in a career

Ngl, this is the funniest career I’ve ever done.

u/GulliblePressure704 — 1 day ago

When you used a good sim slider for atleast 5 seasons now so you know ur time is up

Inconsistent ahh stats

u/guelosso — 1 day ago

Please Koality

Can we please buff forwards and centers please the guards are so op in every thing especially the sim. (Note: Koality im in love with this game I just wanted to give a suggestion. You’re doing a great job Koality!👍.)

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u/PatientTrue2616 — 2 days ago

they need to make the green window smaller and actually guaranteed

ive been playing since release and have been holding back on saying anything because i do enjoy the difficulty updates that have been added over the years it definitely makes it more fun, but the way the bar is setup is stupid and sometimes the cpu is insane, like im timing wide open under the basket shots perfect in the middle of the green doesnt hit, ill have two 100 overalls jumping on a guy shooting a 3 and he makes it 75 percent of the time, love the game and wont stop playing it but i think some tweaks should be made to both ends

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u/Soft_Yogurtcloset293 — 2 days ago

Tips For A New Player?

I just started Hoop Land, and I gotta tell you, I'm obsessed. I don't know if Koality sees these posts, but if you come across this, thank you so much for the gift you've given the world.

Enough of that though, I'm relatively new with basketball in general, I started my interest around 2021, I really liked the Mavs and Luka (no I'm not holding up well, I still don't believe it), plus I got 2K22 because of that, and then I fell in love with MyNBA and that, and basketball has grown to be such a special thing in my life. I am however a football (or soccer) fan, it's practically my life, to the point where I've done actual coaching as a high school student (which ended last year), point is, knowing every little detail of the game is what's furthered my love, and I want to learn that with basketball, because Hoop Land is teaching me that I can't just freestyle the way I did on 2K, I have to learn the details.

Bottom line is, I suck at all of it. I still play rookie on 2K, but I'm realizing that having sunk a day into 23 PPG on career mode, I needed to be a PG to do it, instead of my favoured SF, bc I like being heliocentric, but I just wanna get good at the game, any tips and tricks to further my love for this game would be greatly appreciated, and above all, I love learning, nerd out if you want, I'll spend hours looking up what each play on the playbook means and how it works.

Thank you to those who see this and leave a tip, even those who come across it. I'll never know how to repay you, but let's see if there are any to begin with?

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u/kaingidi — 2 days ago

Pie for Polan's 7th chip

genuinely NO ONE is passing this guy 💔

u/remelepe — 2 days ago

Gotta put the whole team down

This was one of the sim games in my Career’s freshman season. It’s on Pro difficulty and shot percentage but I doubt that impacts the sim. Either way, whatever happened in Washington had them using the first 5 bums they found off the street

u/GrandMasterGizzle — 2 days ago

Akashi Breaking Ankles in Hoopland NBA League

the amount of ankle breaks this guy got is career ending if it happened irl

u/ItsFlock7 — 3 days ago