r/HumansInMyHouse

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Whip spider attacking with its pedipalps (Euphrynichus amanica)

u/k4zor — 11 hours ago

The portion sizes at this ape-run place are out of control. I'm trying to stay trim for my two girlfriends

u/Zippokovich — 9 hours ago
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Nearly fainted today

We just moved to our first home. It’s a house with a lovely garden. I’ve lived in flats my whole life. I was so excited to see robins and magpies and all sort of birdies in our garden (there’s a pigeon nest in a tree as well, I have an appreciation for them because I feel they don’t get much love). Long story short I was excited and got some seeds for them, which I idiotically placed directly on the ground to attract a fat rat. I’m now mortified, it’s been feasting the whole afternoon. I’m tapping on the window for it to go away, it always comes back. What if there will be 10 of them feasting during the night, right in front of the patio door? What if they get in? Jesus Christ what have I done.

u/PsychologicalSplit43 — 21 hours ago
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Help!! Scared of spiders but he won’t leave me alone 😭 what is he and why does it keep trying to get close to me?? i got him to leave via the front window and then he came back in thru the back door!! been inside again for a week now. PNW is our locale

he kinda give black and blue or green vibes with white spots on his back

u/UH-PhD — 1 day ago
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Weevil in my joint?

I was smoking earlier, and i felt something in my mouth and i plucked it out and this little gentleman appeared! As im typing this he is crawling back towards the joint and chilling on it 😭. Is this common?

Im assuming nothing to be worried about, other than i might not buy from that specific brand again lol

u/Dewmilk — 1 day ago
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Snakes mating in my shed

Black snakes mating in my shed

Opened the door of my shed to find these two black snakes mating in some freaky suspension position.

These two have been eating my chicken eggs but I've left them alone so they can take care of rodents and possibly copperheads?

Im not sure if they are rat snakes or racers.

Location: Richmond, Virginia

u/Bam1779 — 4 days ago