r/IndianStandUpComedy

How is this?

Mujhe lagta hai, before AI takes over, apes will take over the world. Bhai bandar ko dekha hai, tum kch v karo, wo tumhein turant copy karenge.

AI is wasting a lot of water, Bandar ko hire karo aur automation mein lagao. Ek baar kar ke dikha do task, wo khud hi copy karte rahenge

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u/No_Negotiation_4705 — 2 days ago

Opening act for Chirag panjwani in blr last Sunday

hiee, this guy from Gujarat opened for Chirag on 17th may in bangalore, he has been doing comedy for 9 years apparently. Can anyone tell me his name. Id love to watch more of his content he was genuinely so funnyy.

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u/hotsaucedoobies — 3 days ago
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Rajat Sood Panel Show

Rajat sood Panel Show in mumbai was there to attend the show its a game show he engages with audience not a comedy standup show but he play some sort of games with audience

u/Honest-Blackberry744 — 3 days ago

I'M SORRY

Mera ek dost hai… thoda gay hai, par maanta nahi.

Ek din hum cafe mein baithe thae, befaltu ungli kar raha tha, toh mai kilas gya aur maine kaha — ‘Oye, bahut ho gaya ab, teri gaand maar lunga.

harami bina ankh japkaye bolta hai— ‘Aur main kya… peeth khujwane ke liye kar raha hoon?

Polishing for open mic — feedback appreciated

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u/Equivalent-Ad3180 — 3 days ago

Trial joke : rate it out of 10

Context: when I am bombing so bad

To audience-

Pata h aap logon ko dekhkr mujhe apni ex ki yaad aa jati h.

Same aapko trh jab mein usko apni feelings bta rha hota tha apne aapko express kr rha hota tha , vulnerable hota tha.

Uska bhi yhi reaction hota tha:

Ye bkl chup hi nhi ho rha ,chutiya bole hi ja rha h.

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u/stiffler_22 — 5 days ago

I think Shamik didn’t enjoy the show.

I don’t think anyone would want to bottom a good show. But as much as I’d hate to accept it, it wasn’t that good. The performers were amazing, both the Regulars and Madhurchods. But the panel lacked synergy.

I love Shamik, individually. And I love Broke Studio Podcasts as well. His humour is a bit different from Delhi comics and he’s very witty and has a bag full of puns for everything you say.

It’s just that… I felt he was out of sorts in this panel and he kind of didn’t land too many jokes even though we all know he’s capable of much more.

u/CaptainBluntschli — 5 days ago
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NWTG Round 3

Guess the personality using the hints below.

The first 5 hints should lead to the person, but if they don't the last two should do the job for an average aware person.

The general disclaimer for all would be that please enjoy going down the sewer in finding out the personality using the hints, and avoid using the Internet.

The hints are as follows :

Jo Bhi Main Kehna Chahu, Barbaad Kare Alfaaz Mere

Bewda Mann

Mela Dilon Ka Aata Hain

Menu Maaf Kari, Shaktimaan Mereye

Teri Gaaliyan, Gaaliyan, Teri Gaaliyan
Mujhe Tadpaaye, Gaaliyan, Teri Gaaliyan

>!I wish I was the other one !<

Hint hi Hai Bhai, Maybe Biggest. \"I like it, Tumhaare Peele Peele daant\"

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u/sorrytobother4121 — 5 days ago

Sejal Bhatt a hard pass.

I attended this show. I liked her quirky sense of humour.

The show was just okay. There were a total of 9 people for the show. Maybe because it's not the usual delhi type comedy.

I was looking for sharp interesting insights.. it was more about just random conversation.

There was no flow, half the jokes didn't make sense.. it's fine if they don't land.

It felt like the show was just a person rambling about dealing with life in a non humours and sometimes non comprehensible way.

u/PossibleRub5441 — 6 days ago

Trial joke

Context :performing stand up first time

So today is my first night..

Mtlb thoda performance pressure to h

Shyd aj bhi jyada der nhi tik paunga...

But anyways..

This is the intro I thought of my first standup.

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u/stiffler_22 — 6 days ago

A Small trial joke

Mitron, Jab 2014 me, mai aaya tha tab Bharat ki abadi 121 crore thi.

Parantu, aaj 12 sal ki kdi mehnat ke bad, aaj ham 151 crore hai

Mujhe iss bat ka gam hi ki ham Bharat ko America nhi bna paye, lekin ye Garv bhi hai ki hmne Bharat se ek America nikala hai. Kudos to us!

#DemographicDelusion

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u/Murkh_Devta — 6 days ago