r/InternetCommentEtiq

I LOVE ROCKETSHIPS

Important note: images aren’t mine, I took em from a post a friend sent me, and thought it would fit here, LOL!

After spending like two straight weeks with Taco Bell lettuce parasite diarrhea I wanted to celebrate with something thematic.

https://moxfield.com/decks/vNCxqzx7L0ODOGgDb32bDw

Every single card in this deck resembles a man using both hands to spread his butthole either directly or abstract.

I initially went to Google to find card ideas but found maybe 6-7 results. By random chance I noticed [[Embrace Oblivion]] not mentioned by Google / Reddit and wondered what else has the internet missed? So I loaded up a scryfall unique art search and over 3 days of anal hell searched through over 50,000 images. Worth it? Absolutely not what the fuck was I thinking.

Hopefully no one enjoys this. What a terrible way to spend a weekend. 👊 🕳 👊

Lands are currently 36 city of ass because it's funny but eventually I will crawl back into scryfall to finish this nightmare.

Jodah is the commander because... well look at the art. However Garth One-Eye is a good porn name for a country music singer and is much more useful than Jodah in this deck.