
r/JacquiPortwoodSnark

Monster Pops pulled the ad!
Someone else double check but I just refreshed their page and I don’t see the ad in either their stories or their timeline posts! 😬
Anybody want to go buy monster pops??
GOOD DECISION MONSTER POPS!! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAINNNN, now let me go buy a pack for that Ad pull. 😂😂
Another sponsor....another email from our friends here on Reddit :)
Child. Fucking. Abuse.
This is James with his teeth CLAMPED DOWN. like…this is AWFUL.
Of course she’s the kind of mom who lets her kids chase and harass wildlife. my 4 year old yells at these kids she sees at disney
Beauty is Found Within.
Former CM here: Jacquelyn is about as real as her eyelashes, Botox, and extensions. Those of us who worked with the family in guest ser**ces can tell you the horror stories of her treatment towards employees. ESPECIALLY when it came to renewing AP’s (can’t have an FL resident pass when you bring forged info to the parks, miss girl!!!)
Parents of the year totally oblivious to there kids with there backs to them while they look like to idiots making reels in Disney.
keep showing the internet what shitty neglectful parents you are to your kids!
Are we sure she’s not trying to buy kid sizes??? No way this is made for adults - what mom wears that short of dress to a theme park??
A new rug every 4-5 months? Gosh that’s just so wasteful
Serious question, are we witnessing a mental breakdown?
Two days of craziness
Jacqui’s two days of lip fillers and spiraling has kept this sub nice and busy. 22 posts and 551 comments for Wednesday and Thursday. Too bad Jacqui can’t earn any influencer money off of the activity in here 🤭
Love seeing people engaged in this mess. Poor kids. But can’t wait to see what the weekend brings. Everyone needs to have a WDW weekend stay to celebrate the last week of kindergarten!
Also confused on the gap and gown for graduation photos. Does the school not require a cap and gown but she bought one anyway. Then says she doesn’t think he can wear it to graduation. Always a treat to see her navigate the real world and not the Jacqui La La Land.
Get off the internet
A lot going on in this clip. She’s talking about mnsshp (which I doubt she got tickets for- her excuse will come)
She’s shilling more landfill crap that she doesn’t need.
She’s visibly annoyed with her kids yelling in the background, she could have easily made it a post rather than a video. Also it would be easier to just teach them how to behave.
Her lips and teeth are taking over the video. Also why does she stand that way? Her humpback is strong in this video. I think it is scoliosis.
Get off the internet jack and tend to your kids. Were tired and bored of your crap 😂
This PMO SO much
If you’re really “feminist” and “supporting women” you would support that PEOPLE DONT NEED WORK DONE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES. it’s soooo disgustingly out of touch. People are working FT jobs and can’t afford to pay for gas or feed their children. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR VANITY and wasting all of your money on plastic surgery that MAKES YOU FEEL WORSE. Her content usually pisses me off but this has me legit seeing red lol
Bluey & Memorial Day Resort Stay
Two quick observations since I finally just grimaced my way through listening to her stories.
You’re welcome, Jacqui, for letting you know Bluey was coming to Animal Kingdom next week, you little expert Disney star, you! The timing on that coming up in a video AFTER there was a discussion on it in one of the threads here was PERFECT.
Did anyone else catch that this bitch booked a Disney Staycation THIS WEEKEND for Memorial Day, when prices at the resorts are higher than usual?? Where the hell is she staying now and which kid’s credit card did she put it on?