r/JacquiPortwoodSnark

So I haven’t seen on of Andrea’s (Parkerson) videos for awhile. Just had one on my fyp and she is doing amazing. It was such a great informative video too. Between her surpassing Jacqui in followers and actually getting engagement on her videos. Jaquis ex getting an actual disney wedding (eventually) and building a house in Celebration. Jacqui is having a really bad week. She had said they were doing Riviera and it seems mom grabbed a last minute wilderness lodge. On top of that her videos struggle to get 200 likes and they are so ridiculous. She just twirls around or has the kids do voiceovers. Or contemplates crappy clothes to buy. It couldn’t be happening to a more deserving person

Dying ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

i assume it was just an overnight stay and she checked in mid morning yesterday. what was really the point I am sure she is grifting there all day today I live 2 hours from Disney not sure what the weather is there but it is pouring here. I love the Wilderness Lodge but really only at Christmas. it isn’t as fun as staying at the Fort for the kids, so why waste money for her to twirl and take pictures and pretend she has money she hasnt got? she was blocked out of the parks so not able to go join in on the 4th festivities there. To me it would have been fun to have stayed in Clermont I am sure there were lots of family friendly 4th activities they could have done as a family and saved money they don’t have rather the. to just say she is at a resort at Disney. It just makes no sense.

With Jacqui almost completing her dream of staying at every resort, she has a chance to provide detailed reviews and ratings on all resorts, but we know she won’t do that. All that matters to her is having a pic of herself at each resort.

But let’s have some fun. If Jacqui did a ratings system on every resort, what categories would she use? Here’s some to start:

1. Chicken fingers and fries
2. Ability to sleep 6 people in one room
3. Twirling backdrops
4. Crispiness of Diet Coke
5. Freebie from resort to keep on stroller to let people two months from now think you’re a resort guest
6. Ability to match cheap Disney knockoff clothes to the resort

My cousin is a micro influencer I think? 100K followers. She quit her 9-5 to do this full time and “romanticize motherhood” and I’ll admit I was jealous-I miss my kids, being a working mom is a lot. But this week brought me the perspective I needed-the grass is not greener.

She was on her phone the whole vacation. Every restaurant, she filmed. Needed food pics and tried to convince us to order certain stuff that would look pretty in beach pics like daquiris. Changed her outfit 3-4 times a day and had to do an ootd story and post links. Her 2 young daughters, same, and she wouldn’t let them play with her cousins until she got the shot she wanted. They were late to every meal because of the outfit photo shoots. Photos and videos you see that look pure like jumping on the Airbnb bed in matching pajamas-7 takes, she would watch and criticize in between. She came up with the idea of a backyard camp out for the kids but wouldn’t let the kids pick anything because she wanted it all aesthetic and beige, then had to film herself getting it all set up then they couldn’t touch anything until the local photographer she contacted came to do some more photos, then it was dark and late. The kids seemed so irritated by the whole thing and just wanted to play with cousins. They weren’t allowed to eat messy foods because she didn’t want them messing up their outfits for more photos. Anyway, it was a hustle all the time, and the office is looking pretty good to me now. Motherhood not romanticized, just using kids for content and not being able to actually enjoy anything because everything is content.

So funny story. She never had the Riviera booked and I am willing to bet the reason she got quiet about it and didn’t do a million hauls of what she bought is because she had nothing booked. Mom just broke down and booked it to shut Jacqui up. We usually go for the 4th but my husband had to go out of town. I debated going myself but everything was booked by the time I looked. I have a friend who is a travel agent and she contacted me a few days ago asking if we were still looking. Because of all the issue’s wilderness lodge has been having some people switched resorts leaving room openings. Definitely money well spend vs getting your grown daughter who can’t afford her own things and throws fits like a toddler some counseling.

Clearly she doesn’t care about rules and hotel capacities but once James turns 3 she is very limited on hotel options unless she upgrades to a 1BR or books two rooms. She will only be able to book 5th sleeper rooms at limited hotels like Yacht Club, Riverside and Caribbean Beach. She’s getting WL in before she can’t do it in one standard room anymore.