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r/JacquiPortwoodSnark

▲ 23 r/JacquiPortwoodSnark

Some observations from her most recent post…

  1. how many days was poor Jojo in her BBB hair??? She was in it the first day at the play date, and her hair looks EXACTLY the same in the clip where she says it’s “two days later”……
  2. doubling down on calling jojo a toddler 🙄
  3. mention of “a little delusion” in the caption (hey, at least we have some self awareness!)
  4. only the girls got to go to DS and the Boathouse, those poor boys in that house. My guess is that she can manage JoJo at the table and that’s why she does this, because she hasn’t really been eating at sitdown restaurants in a while until recently and it’s always just with jojo.
  5. the way she’s soo proud of herself about that stupid pink dress is so funny to me
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u/Wrong_Garden — 19 hours ago
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Gross 🤮

“I don’t even know what’s going on with the bottom of my hair”

Simple answer, you are disgusting and don’t shower enough. You also don’t drink enough water, take in enough nutrients or protein, and you are just as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside.

Get fucked Jacqui Portwood. Get absolutely fucked.

u/Here4T3ATime22 — 23 hours ago
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We all KNOW you are pregnant with your like 10th kid (I know she doesn't have that many but still). Let's see how involved Jacky will be with you once you give birth.

u/Paydaysrule2001 — 1 day ago
▲ 32 r/JacquiPortwoodSnark

How about taking your kids to the dentist, how about teaching them things, how about cleaning your house, how about doing some laundry so you don't have to keep buying things and returning them, I could go on and on....

Asking for people to chose content is hilarious. Just give it up Jacky. You suck at this.

u/Paydaysrule2001 — 1 day ago
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Posting knowing that Jacqui read here …… Long Island man undressed pair of young girls’ social media photos using AI in twisted child porn scheme

From the article today - An alleged man from Long Island was caught with more than 50 AI-generated images of child porn using the likeness of two real girls’ photos he pulled from social media, according to local authorities. 
He took images of a pair of real-life girls from social media platforms and uploaded them into an AI program that created dozens of images removing their clothing and depicting them having sex, according to the Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office. 

The internet isn’t all rainbows and butterflies. Posting your children, in Disney dresses, in bathing suits… it’s not a safe place.

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u/Longjumping_Ruin_432 — 1 day ago
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Her “clapping back” video

She’s smiling, giggling.Clearly she knows she’s in the wrong and grasping at straws to shift blame. Classic narcissistic behavior. Blames everyone else for bad behavior when it’s just a call out on hers. Jack you’re the number one bully. To your kids and strangers.

u/alex89912 — 2 days ago
▲ 37 r/JacquiPortwoodSnark

Part 2 of her clap back

Blame on strep throat? That’s all you got? How about blame it on your horrible actions and exploitation towards your kids.

The plot? What plot? Oh you mean the one where you throw shit at a wall and see what sticks so you can rise to fame?

More evidence of you being annoyed and embarrassed of your kids making noise in the background. Not even 30 seconds in, you can’t control your face.

No one said your kid wasn’t adorable. But go off. They simply made an observation and made a comment. Not bullying. But you doxing people in the past and harassing cast members?? Yeah that’s bullying. Standards? Morals?? Where? Please tell us. It’s really sad that you’re proudly continuing to post your kids for content, money and views.

Thanks for telling strangers you love them more than your own family. And yup I actually have a Disney trip planned, thanks for the pixie dust! ✨

u/alex89912 — 2 days ago
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Or maybe you need to STFU Jacqui Portwood you trash asshole🤬

I’m particularly pissed today but this fucking bitch trying to clap back when she’s just genuinely a piece of shit mother, a fucking garbage human being, and an overall scum sucking shit face really pissed me off

Go take a shower, make a real meal for your replicants, enroll them in real therapy, take them to get a genuine education, and SHUT THE FUCK UP JACQUELINE PORTWOOD YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.

Holy shit

u/Here4T3ATime22 — 2 days ago
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She Knows It's Wrong

I ran a little test and commented JoJo's actual age on her video in reply to two different people. She deleted and blocked me. Why do that Jacqui if everything is normal and perfect? I would never be ashamed or try to hide the ages of my kids just saying.....

u/PassportAndPlaydates — 2 days ago
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Elf on the shelf

Her posts went live today for elf on the shelf. Is it actually a paid ad or is she trying to make it look like? Also, the entire point of elf of the shelf is the elf is the elf is magic and comes at Christmas and watches the kids and reports back to Santa. Correct? The elf is moved around throughout the video aka her kids had to have seen her do this. She talks about how magical her life is and the Disney magic for her kids. She’s ruining all of this for them by putting them in this content. Aren’t they not supposed to be touched or magic lost ? I don’t have kids but have a large family of nieces nephews and cousins and have seen this done for years. So shocking jaqui making everything about herself and not letting kids enjoy the fun and magic of elf on the shelf. 😫

u/Prestigious-Lake-753 — 3 days ago