r/Jewpiter

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That time Jews Portugal Expelled then Reverse Expelled the same Jews

u/Redditthedog — 3 days ago
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I’m an indigenous colonizer. AMA

Hello,

I am Giulio Benvenisti from European Union. I recently discovered that I have strong genetic connection to the Levant, specifically the region of Judea and Samaria. I heard this subreddit was infested with Zionists and Jews (hopefully the true jews who are anti-zionist). I was wondering if anyone could provide me with tips and resources for colonizing my indigenous homeland.

The truth is that I would like to settle in Nablus so I can live close to my indigenous Israelite family, the Cohen-Weinstein family. Nablus after all is the Arabic version of Napoli, a place in which I am well acquainted and obviously god intended it this way. However I will not be learning Arabic or fake Hebrew. I will be speaking entirely in the land's native language, Latin and Greek.

I always found myself wondering why nonna would bake strange bread and cover her eyes when lighting candles on Friday night. Now I know, she was a Palestinian Israelite from the Tribe of Zebulun. She used to read me stories about our homeland, from a book titled the King James Bible, and she taught me King James was an African Palestinian Arab from the Tribe of Dan.

I find it disappointing that these random non-Israelites live in my homeland. How they hate Christ and worship cubes and walls

u/Fleeting_Thoughts1 — 3 days ago

The woman screaming in the video reminded me of Tash Petersons meltdowns at restaurants or cafes for serving meat eaters.

Screechy banshee voices and in need of an actual hobby.

u/MaximumTangerine5662 — 3 days ago
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LibLeft - "I don't hate Jews, I just support the people who's goal is the murder of 8 million Jews for non-murderi reasons",... at least the auths are honest about it

I honestly have deeper respect and am more open to having a conversation with open anti semites than "anti zionists"

u/Jackingson1 — 6 days ago
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Checking in on the New York Times Today:

Context: New York Times reporter published an opinion piece which said the IDF trains dogs to rape imprisoned Palestinians.

u/TheUnkillableKlorg — 9 days ago
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"The US needs to commit genocide against the jews because they're the reason many American big-wigs are pedos"

u/uvero — 9 days ago
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When you’re somehow a foreigner in Aztlán/Judea because the Americans/Europeans/West Asians say so.

Also including every other native group such as the Ainu.

u/RaiJolt2 — 10 days ago
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My parody of Fiddler on the Roof with the same title as the original has gone unnoticed, I see.

u/Oregon_Jones111 — 11 days ago
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The best way to motivate leftists to be passionate about something, is to tell them that the Jews are on the other side

It was insane to see how there was literally not a single word about the Alwites massacre online, then when the Druze massacre started still complete silence, and then the moment Israel declared it's going to intervene, all major subs were talking about how Israel is going to conquer Syria for the conspiracy of greater Israel or whatever

I guess that when the Jew does anything, we will twist the definition of genocide to fit that specific thing, but when actual genocides are happening we just don't care

u/Jackingson1 — 12 days ago