r/JustinBieberSnark

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A song about his sex life, promoted with random babies and #Yummy. You genuinely couldn't make this shit up. Weirdo.

Husband of the Year

The hairline is gone, the teeth are crooked, not a six-pack, pec, bicep or ass in sight. And yet this man has the confidence to keep posting endless shirtless, underwear-only pics. You gotta respect it. Especially with that tiny little weenie.

He really thinks he’s so bad. So hot.

Can we talk about the absolute mental gymnastics happening on TikTok and Reddit lately? I keep seeing these viral edits claiming that Justin was intentionally casting "Hailey doppelgängers" in his old music videos because she was "always his type." It is honestly hilarious, naive, and relies entirely on toxic confirmation bias and rewriting actual history.
Let’s look at the facts these stans are conveniently ignoring:
1. The "Justin picked them himself" quote is heavily twisted
When creators get called out, their immediate defense is: "But Justin said in an interview he picked the girls himself, bye!" Yeah, no. He meant he had the final approval as the main artist. Standard industry practice: the directors and casting agency filters through hundreds of portfolios, narrows it down to a short-list of 3-5 professional models, and Justin points at one. He wasn't sitting in his room in 2012 searching for girls that looked like a teenager he barely knew at the time.
2. The girls literally look nothing like each other (or Hailey)
The TikTok edits lazily throw together clips of entirely different women to fit the narrative. They use Cailin Russo (Confident), Chanel Celaya (As Long As You Love Me), and Rachel Barnes (Boyfriend).
Cailin is a blonde.
Chanel is a dark-haired brunette with soft features.
Rachel is a tan brunette/dirty blonde who was literally married at the time.
The only thing these women have in common is that they are conventionally attractive, skinny models. That’s it. That’s the "type"—the standard 2010s American pop video aesthetic.
3. The absolute erasure of the Selena Gomez era
This is the wildest part. These theories completely erase the reality of 2011–2014. Justin was publicly, intensely, and messily in love with Selena Gomez during this exact era. In fact, Director X (who directed the Boyfriend video in 2012) openly admitted they specifically looked for a girl who gave off Selena’s vibe because Justin wanted to keep his actual girlfriend happy. Back in 2012, the entire fandom was talking about how the models looked like Selena, not Hailey.
4. Blatant chronological failure
In 2011 (the perfume commercial era they love to bring up), Hailey Baldwin was just a random fan-turned-acquaintance he briefly met once or twice through her dad. She wasn't on his radar as a romantic muse. They didn't start closely hanging out or dating until years later.
It honestly feels like modern shippers are desperately trying to overcompensate for the rocky, controversial start of Justin and Hailey's actual marriage. By inventing this romantic myth that Hailey was "always the blueprint," they try to force a soulmate narrative that never existed back then. It's parasocial revisionist history at its finest.
What do you guys think? Why is the fandom so obsessed with rewriting the Jelena era just to make Hailey seem like she was his lifetime muse since day one?

pupils are PINPOINTS. he knows people will notice them & still posts 3 photos with his (alleged) opioid eyes.

He wants to make a Skylrk phone when his merch can't even get a hoodie right. He really has no one around him willing to tell him the truth.

He's looking for partners on his Stories like he's some small-time influencer trying to get a brand deal.

Edit: I genuinely can't decide what's worse the hoodie where you can barely read “SWAG” or the picture where you can barely tell who that's supposed to be. #Bamboozled

I'm sorry but why does no one ever talk about this? Justin was literally dating Sofia Richie when she was still a minor and a child. He was 22 and Sofia was 17. They went on trips together to Japan and Mexico to celebrate Sofia Richie's 18th birthday. It baffles my mind that this doesn't get much attention. I always see people (rightfully) calling out Taylor Swift for dating Conner Kennedy when he was 17 and she was 22 and then making it official on his 18th birthday, but Justin pretty much did the exact same thing with Sofia Richie but this gets unnoticed.

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The merch has reached a whole new level of shitty. The hoodies cost $165, they're paper-thin, the printing looks terrible, the stitching is a mess, the sleeves are ridiculously long, and apparently shipping takes approximately three business centuries.

And yet, somehow, none of this is the brand's or Bieber's fault. According to the comments, the girls just “didn't listen to him” because he supposedly told them not to buy the Coachella merch.

Mind you, most of these girls bought the hoodies directly from the Skylark website. 💀

Yes, they're literally gaslighting each other to defend their precious little 32-year-old boy.

There are more videos, I just couldn't upload them.

Song: Been You (2015)

Reason: The song came out at a time before a wave of apology songs where the artists who try to frame themselves as in the wrong fail to do so because it’s nothing more than a notion, without actually knowing that they’re wrong. And when Justin says his notion is “Deep as the ocean” he really means that it isn’t a notion at all and is instead an epiphany after realizing everything he did wrong. “A notion as deep as the ocean” is Justin’s way of saying that he opened his eyes and realized what really happened in the midst of his failed relationship, and when other artists tried to write songs about being in the wrong, they are always going about it in the sense that they don’t know that they’re in the wrong and are actively questioning whether or not it’s their fault, which is a really shallow notion once you take a good glimpse into it. And with this song, Justin is making it clear that he is 100% in the wrong and that it is more than just a notion. But then again, that’s just how I see the lyric. You may not see it this way and that’s okay.

That hairline abandoned him before he even hit 30. He definitely got a hair transplant and he’s still aging like milk.

I'm sure he's in favor of ICE even though he's an immigrant because his hatred for Latinos is greater than anything else. He only wore that badge at the Grammys to project a good image.

Welp, IYKYK!

Here are their videos on the Bieber vs Selena

Its clear you can see the difference between their videos on the Biebers and their videos on Selena. You can they always make these sob videos on Justin Bieber all the time and trying to make him a victim in every situation and trying to portray him in a sympathetic light. You can tell every time they make videos on the Biebers they always portray them in a positive. You can tell they never make any videos on the Biebers calling them out for their wrong doings ever and even Justin does something wrong they will do everything they can to justify it.

Meanwhile with Selena they always make videos trying slander her, even sometimes for the smallest things ever. They will blow her words out of context in many videos, or make something that Selena does that isn't even that deep into something horrible. They also love to slander Selena for things that aren't even true or have been debunked from time and time again and they still present these things like there true.

Meanwhile they don't ever call out Justin for his long history of being a shit pet owner (like when he abandoned his monkey) or dating Sofia Richie when she was underage, or flashing lights at women (their is a picture of him doing that and they say nothing about it). They are so much more terrible things Justin has done, but again they never make videos on it. If anything Justin has done much worse shit than Selena ever has, but again they do anything to protect their little son and make Selena to be a monster for the smallest things. They don't ever look into Selena's point of view ever, they call her liar to victimize Justin.

Obviously I don't think Selena is perfect, if they want to call out Selena for some things they can do that, but they should the same for the Biebers then because it shows their bias. They change there name to scandalous media to make themselves appear less bias but yet its still clear that they just love trashing Selena and love uplifting the Biebers. Like the bias is still very clear.

"tHeY aRe sOfT On HiM bECuAse hE WaS a ChILD sTar" Like give me a break, Selena was a child star too so using they should be soft on Selena too. Its clear they have always been misogynistic and are like a bunch of boy moms that coddle and protect their perfect son.