r/KarlPilkingtonFanClub

The guys are often so fast, just recently I came across again when Karl said he likes Lowry paintings “they’re real, you see little disabled people walking about” and Ricky says a second later “that’s not real then”. Or when karl says “I’m not looking for ‘appiness” and Ricky says “you’re not looking for a penis?”. Or when Ricky invents a hypothetical ridiculous situation of Karl donating his rear end after he dies to a man with AIDS and the event reanimates him after death and Ricky says “and then Suzanne walks in, what do you say to her?” and Karl says “we’ve got to join BUPA”

And other great ones?

These non-brothers were always blaming one another.

P.S.

This boy goat had a little makeover.

B.E.

This guy keeps head bugs in his hen house.

A.C.

I know I was lazy. I helped take care of babies when I was young and I never thought taking care of triplets is extremely hard and time consuming.

A family member sometimes asks who is bubbles or buttercup or blossom(obv not their real names) and my wife says their clothes are color coded but in reality I already got the babies mixed up. No one, including my wife, has the attention to detail to know which is which besides the clothes.

I don't have the same time(was working 2 jobs) and patience(burned out) with the extra steps my wife does so whenever it's my turn to care for the babies I do what's convenient, and oftentimes I get them swapped.

When they got a bit older they basically chose their own names, only one kid responds to one name, and now that they have grown a lot, its easy to know which is which but no one really knows who the original blossom/bubbles/buttercup is.

Edit: I did this when they were babies, my kids are preschoolers now, can be easily identified, and have their own identities. I love the suggestions and I would've done it if I knew then, but it's pointless now.

Edit: For anyone interested https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/s/N832xyTQzJ

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