What do you feel when someone starts following you on reddit ?
I personally feel a mix of emotions, it's a crazy sensation. First I am filled with rage, then I calm down, then I get a little nervous, then my heart starts pounding, then for a split second I feel like I might be in love, then I realize that they almost certainly love me back, then I start thinking about what our wedding would look like, then I imagine our future together and all of the kids we will have, then I envision the heartbreak I would feel when they cheat on me and break up our family -- that heartless b__ch!! How could she do that to me?? To our kids!!! You w__re! How f__k_i_g could you?????!!! Then I get hungry and make myself a sandwich.