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Who was/were your introduction to Lolcows?

I was in my late 20s when I discovered the Lolcow Rabbit Hole as well as KiwiFarms.

My introductions were the following:

ForeverKailyn - A wannabe influencer with an infected cooch that has permanent stank. She also looks like a potato. She makes food videos (what is it with Lolcows and Food Reviews?) and ones about her (frankly abhorrent) beauty routine

Leonard F. Shaner Jr - A Gen X Railfan who is banned from every railroad for being an asshat. He also creeps on women young and old, worked at Sears briefly and was fired (I'll let you fill in the blanks on that one), and according to a source who was on good terms with his late mother, once saw him in a shit filled adult diaper with pantyhose, fucking a pillow with a hole he cut in it, to an old Porno Tape. He also lives not too far from where Nick Bate grew up. Did I mention Leonard F Shaner Jr is highly suspected to have autism? Take that how you choose...

Nick Bate - Speaking of, around the time I was getting into Lolcows, this admitted pedophile and fecalphiliac was getting sentenced for sexual harming his younger sister. In 2016, he was sentenced to 40 years. He is up for parole in 5 years as of my writing this

and of course, the one that lead me down that vile yet somehow intriguing rabbit hole, Chris Chan - IYKYK 😏

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u/Autistic_Joker1988 — 22 hours ago
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What do you all think Cryaxx would do if he came into some money, let's say $2000

He'd probably spend it on a fake escort scam or some shit

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u/illusterious — 1 day ago
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In the defense of LOLCOW culture

Now I know this is just me but I mostly keep an eye on cows like Cyraxx, Larson, and Nova Online. I do have my own personal rules to this. If that makes any sense. The main rule is that if they do some insanely heinous shit.

Daniel Larson - Had CP and is a Pedo,

Cyraxx - Abuse of elderly grandmother, uses the death of a man he doesn't know for sympathy, and after one of his girlfriends broke up with him he harassed her so badly she pretended to end herself to stop the harassment also after this he went looking for nudes of her while under the impression that she was dead,

Nova Online - Wants to be a baby and would bate ending himself to a 14yr girl.

All this to say that I only look at these people and keep up with them because I want to see them go to prison. Yes I may laugh at some of their antics but there is a level of understanding I have that people like Daniel do this because of mental issues. I don't condone trolling beyond the occasional comment but other people take this way way too far.

Chris is an odd case because before the "Barb incident" I don't think Chris deserved any of their harassment.

Joshua Block is the one instance that I get so angry at because he isn't a creep, he isn't a fugitive, and he isn't a abuser. Josh was a man who was being taken advantage of and had a serious drinking problem (I heard that he went to rehab and I am insanely happy for the dude).

Most of the people "In the community" only target real pieces of shit like Boogie, Cyraxx, and Larson not because of their mental issues but because they do dumb shit. But sadly trolls who take this too far is a dime a dozen very sadly. 90% of us are like people at a zoo.

We look, we observe, but do not tap the glass or try to provoke what is on the other side of it.

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u/Frenzied_God09 — 1 day ago
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What Daniel looked like in the courtroom, to the best of my creation

Significant weight gain from either the psychotropic drugs and/or stable housing and food. I worked on this for a while to get it right, and this is the most comparable to how he looks. more chin hair, full cheeks, this length of hair

no photos allowed of course in court, so this is the best i have for you

u/Butters2014 — 5 days ago
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Am I the only one who feels like Flutter is some Exploited girl Chris has basically brainwashed?

I’m sorry, but you have to be monumentally stupid, in denial, or mentally unwell to think that anyone like him could be a capable partner in any relationship given the person he is. I genuinely think he’s been exploiting her from some family or somewhere else.

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u/MastodonNo8553 — 4 days ago
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YouTuber who went to jail after abusing girlfriend (Kate?)

Does anyone remember the name of the YouTuber who went to jail after impregnating and mentally/physically abusing his young girl friend, I think her name may have been Kate? He was mid or early 20’s, homeless on and off, met her when she was in college and isolated her from her family. Lived with her and a gay guy he also abused and forced to walk miles to work supporting them while he stayed home to abuse his young starving gf? The last I saw was several years ago, he was out of jail and homeless, threatening to go show up and see his child and ex, and holding long unstable monologues on TikTok live about how she was his true love (after trying and failing to seduce various subscribers). Curious what has come of them

Edit: The gay guy this couple lived with was named Josh I believe and from the South. He met his GF when she was a young college student in Pennsylvania, she fled back to her family after he was jailed. Believe she has a strict religious family. He used to brainwash her and mentally abuse her on livestream and in videos, and not allow her to eat their food which led her to become emaciated. I believe her parents showed up once at their house when they lived with Josh to try to help her, and he weaponized it. He had severe religious delusions. Not Daniel Larsen!

Edit 2: FOUND HIM! James Saroka 🤢 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAFg3CAu/

u/Shoddy-Occasion3152 — 5 days ago
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GO TO INPATIENT DAVID

It's STILL a 10+ hour drive from El Paso to Dallas, one way, which is STILL an unreasonable ask of anyone to do for a weekend at Corpus (which sucks btw).

Threatening to prank 911 and commit B&E's again is not a proper response to being bored and you know it. (Also you were doing all these things in 2023-2024, much more recently than 2000.)

GO. TO. INPATIENT. You freaking stubborn ASSHOLE. I'm SICK of you.

u/wuukiee81 — 5 days ago
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Potential new lolcow @josephjaurequi787

Joseph Jaurequi is someone I came across who constantly makes posts using AI. He maintains active profiles across several platforms and produces a lot of fan art, AI-generated images, shorts, and videos centered around cartoons, superheroes, and Disney properties. He also believes he is in a relationship with a fictional character, that he has superpowers, and that he works at Disney.

Currently, Joseph has started a one-sided beef with Chris Chan. Because people keep comparing him with Chris, and he strongly dislikes being compared to him and sees Chris as a “shitty,” “infamous,” and terrible person who is ripping him off. He gets extremely angry whenever anyone points out similarities between them. He has made multiple posts and shorts threatening to hurt Chris and expressing how much he hates him. Joseph views the comparisons as insulting and has repeatedly demanded (across X, Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, and elsewhere) that people stop comparing him to Chris Chan.

u/Neither_Category843 — 5 days ago
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This guy is something else. Surprised he hasn’t been posted before @LoboShaman

This is one of the most underrated lolcows imo, dudes a fucking train wreck. Some of the stuff is so bad I can’t even post it here. I’ve spent like 20 hours watching him over the past 5 or so days. It’s been quite the ride. Lots of lore.

I guess there is 4 years of lore and all the chat/mods are characters in it. I guess he has either had sex with all his mods / they wanna have sex with him-he for some reason attracts both men and women who throw money at him and want him to be with them.

Right now he is living with his disabled moderator girlfriend and they are doing all kinds of wreckless stuff. She came out on cam fully nude the other night. They have banged on cam- tons of crazy stuff. Oh and gave her a tattoo with a dirty street needle that has been in god knows how many people’s flesh before rinsed under tap water then after he used it on himself. No sanitation or anything. He has stolen a bunch of hair dye on cam at the pharmacy, went into psychosis and fought shadow people for 3 hours at 3 am, nodded out at least 50 times, and eaten up almost all this poor girls food stamps. That’s just the last 48. Today he went on a 5 min long inspirational speech about how he is a freeloader and never wants to work again

u/Possible-Feed-9228 — 5 days ago
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The greatest rock band on earth!

Ed and Sally are gonna scream at them to stop at 3am most likely

u/MastodonNo8553 — 7 days ago
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Are Andrew Tate and Other Manosphere Influencers Considered Lolcows?

On one hand, people love making fun of the guy, and he’s certainly done horrible shit like other Lolcows, but I’ve never seen him lumped in with more widely considered Lolcows like LowTierGod.

u/The_Oregon_Duck — 8 days ago