


Mitch made History!
We're all history eventually.
Glorious hair shot!
The Proof is Out There 8/18/26



We're all history eventually.
Glorious hair shot!
The Proof is Out There 8/18/26
Here's a video of Mitch telling jokes when he was younger.
The ceiling fan just changed direction. The air pressure dropped so fast my nose started bleeding in binary. One drop for yes, two drops for "the grandmaster is outside the window."
Maybe not a cottage cheese, pastrami, banana bread sandwich but someone ordered a apple bacon Bree sandwich at my work today on banana bread and all I could think of was his joke. Actually looked alright tbh.
Tried to stick my arm up to grab it but got blocked. Also bought another to try and free the first one but it didn’t move 💀
edit: I also tried shaking the machine but it is WAY too heavy.
I found a QR code to talk to support. Is it worth it putting in this effort for a $1.65 candy bar? Absolutely not.
Home Movies. 12/30/01.