Ukraine forces Russia to go green: Massive fuel shortages leave drivers stranded.
When you try to erase a sovereign nation but end up stranded on the M-4 highway with an empty tank. Drone strikes are causing massive shortages across the country, and locals are complaining that 'The Hunger Games continue.' Who knew imperialism would be so inconvenient?
Everything is going exactly according to plan! Just a slight, miles-long delay in the morning commute while Ukraine successfully redesigns the Russian oil industry. 11 out of 34 major refineries hit in August alone: guess those holiday road trips to Krasnodar will have to wait.