MOZ New York Mule Fuel
Strain: Mule Fule
Genetics: GMO X The Lurch
Breeder: ThugPug Genetics
Price: 45
Looks: 78/100
Smell: 90/100
Texture: 78/100
Flavor: 55/100
Effects: 75/100
One of my favorite strains is GMO. The best weed to me smells the “worst”. Foul, nasty, nostril stinging, and wretched smells that give you a visceral reaction are what I look for. The more akin to rotten wet garbage truck the smells is, the more likely I am to buy it. Anything GMO touches gives this quality thanks to its Chem genetics. I was shown this in person to compare to other options offered and once I felt my nose burn, this became my bias choice.
Given the genetics, don’t be surprised to see weird shaped nugs and odd densities. However I was a little disappointed seeing the condition of these nugs. Compressed but not squished before they were put into the jar. The trim is very close and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a machine trim. Very amber rusty but still has all its green, it’s not the freshest but not the oldest.
The smell hurts my nose in the best way. That kind of nose is one of my favorite traits in the smell. Eating rotten garbage and onions next to someone who doesn’t bathe. Some of the best GMOs I’ve smelled.
This has a lot of moisture that doesn’t make for an ideal grind. In the hands and breaking it down you feel that it’s not as dry as most other weed. The stems don’t snap which is also a not so good sign. Not sticky at all but with pressure it does adhere slightly to the tips of your fingers.
After sparking it up, the taste was a let down. No translation to taste at all . Some may call this cardboard or air terps. There is a little bit of pine but nothing else. With the smell being so prominent, I can’t imagine why the taste on the burn was nonexistent.
The effects were decent but nothing strong. You feel a slight head change with a calming body buzz which makes you feel at ease. I only felt the effects for an hour or so and I felt tired after but not a crash. Full disclaimer I smoke hash often so my tolerance is higher than the average consumer.
Overall I would say this is definitely a let down for me. I really was excited to try some good GMO and I got nothing. The strain has such good potential and I’ve seen better examples than this. If I see this on a menu again I would try it but not from this menu. MOZ New York carries a curated list of products that include a lot more exotic strains and exclusive brands. I would be willing to try those offerings but I can’t say I recommend this batch of Mule Fuel to my circle. I haven’t smoked exotic in a while and hopefully it isn’t gelato.