r/NormMacdonald

I stole this from r/antijokes

So I walked into a bar, and to my utter shock, I saw a man with a big orange head. It was enormous, like ten times the size of a normal head and super round. Like Pops from Regular Show.

So, I went up to the bartender and I discretely asked, "What's with the man with the big orange head?"

The bartender said, "Buy him a drink, and maybe he'll tell you his story."

So, I went up to the man with the big orange head, drink in hand, and he said, "You want to know why I have a big orange head, don't you?"

And I said, "Yes, if you don't mind."

So he said, "Well, I was walking along the beach, and I saw a lamp buried in the sand. I picked it up, brushed off the sand, and out popped a genie! The genie said I could have three wishes. So for my first wish, I wished for money. And millions of dollars rained from the sky and I was rich! For my second wish, I wished for love. And a beautiful woman emerged from the ocean and we were married right then and there."

So I looked at the man with the big orange head and said, "I don't get it. Why do you have a big orange head?"

And he said, "Well, that's where I went wrong. For my third and final wish ... I wished for a big orange head."

...NC-17 due to a gratuitous sex scene that the director refused to eliminate, citing artistic vision.