r/NormMacdonald

I’m laughing so hard at just the thought of him talking about it. lol.

Hey old guys, quit stealing my moves!

You know, I, heard a story from this guy, and he was a pretty unremarkable guy, actually, about some Dude. Great looking specimen, to someone, I suppose. You know there's a difference between a guy and a Dude. A guy is just a guy, y'know. Not someone you are going to remember or even think about again, I suppose. So this Dude, now that we are agreed on the normanclachuͤr has a cap on. It's a nice cap. This old old time wizened soggy bottomed guy approaches and says, well he doesn't say anything at all as the Dude with the cap on is taking a piss. So the guy waits and he is listening for him to stop pissing. That isn't strange at all, you see, as he is waiting for the dude. No harm in listening to urination.The Dude turns around, and he has stopped pissing, you see. It'd be rude if he turned around before then. Of course it would. He looks the Dude straight in the eye and says, 'where'd you get the cap?'. The Dude looks at him and says 'Cap? What Cap? Doesn't yours just stop by itself?'.

Long story short, where did that old lump of coal buy his baseball cap with the Hawaiian writing on it?

She claims the actor asked the young actress to look at the gum stuck to his pants, revealing his scrotum pulled through his zipper with his testicles exposed.

Is it just me, or is everybody stealing my moves??

Cane we have a moratorium on „I didn’t even know he was sick“ and „quit stealing my moves“ posts please? Most of em are so painfully low effort.