r/OkBuddyAzurLane

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Enterprise: I waited so long for this day... But in the end, your work was more important than me... 🥀

Agent:

Victim requested supplies.

Shop Owner:

A whole crate of 24 cans again?

Agent:

Yes.

Lifts it effortlessly.

Ballista:

...

How is bro so ridiculously strong?

Hazard:

Are these things... even safe to consume?

Primal (stabbing a fish-shaped ice cream):

I HAVE DISCOVERED A STRANGE SPECIES OF FISH!

Hazard:

That's ice cream.

Primal:

Fish ice cream?

Hazard:

No, it's just shaped like a fish.

Primal:

...

The civilization of this land terrifies me.

Ballista:

Boss, can we buy this?

Agent:

Get two.

Ballista:

LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!

Victim:

Mitsi, do you want anything?

Mitsi:

Anything is fine, sir.

Victim:

...

Boys!

Buy the entire store!!

Agent, Hazard, Primal, Ballista:

YES, BOSS!!

Mitsi:

...

Enterprise:

Agent... what about our date?

Agent:

Give me a moment.

Work comes first.

It'll only take a day.

Enterprise:

...

One day isn't exactly "a moment"... 😞

u/Vilacon_400cu — 6 days ago