r/OliviaRodrigoSnarkkk

Mark my words, she’s trying to block someone she knows is releasing VMAs week - my suspicion is activated

After delivering incomplete cut vinyls to all of her paying fans for the extortionate price of $40, our fave capitalist queen is releasing another 7” single, but peep the release date. Oh what is that, the VMAs week! “But she’s so artsy and alternative, she didn’t want those VMAs noms anyways!” her fans shout.

Yeah that’s why she had three puff piece articles written about the “snub”, one basically insinuating all her rivals used AI (none of them did obviously). And what an annoying ass thing for her team to do. The entitlement is crazy.

Now let’s look at this. I collect vinyl so this passed my desk. September 25th release date, how interesting. More often than not, artists are promoting something new when they attend the VMAs. Everyone in the industry knows when everyone else’s release dates are going to be and they plan around them. There’s a good chance someone is releasing a new song that friday and using the VMAs to promo it. Madonna? Tate (a friend she seemingly dropped)? Sabrina? Who knows, but I would bet money it’s happening.

Now couple that with Olivia releasing physicals of her dud christmas song rip off that week, and you have something interesting. Is she hoping to block or get in the way of someone that week? I’m gonna guess yes. At the very least, she’s hoping to bump those numbers up the same week everyone else is getting a bump, proving she does in fact care about being left off most major VMAs noms and about the charts no matter how much her fans insist otherwise.

Just watch this space. I have a gut feeling. Whenever a petty subtle shade opportunity comes up for her to f with another woman while trying to keep her hands clean and her faux feminist image intact, this girl takes it.

u/bitcheatingcrackers2 — 12 hours ago

three lyricists for the most basic lyrics

she is talked about like she is writing everything herself but most of the songs on this album have three lyricists for basic and juvenile lyrics. i do not understand why she is praised as if she is fiona apple. ironically the songs shes credited by herself on are her most hated lyrics

u/miss8822 — 8 hours ago

She removed her like

She’s so chronically online that she saw what ppl were saying about her that she unliked that post she obviously cares so much about how people perceive her she can’t handle any backlash she quickly pays pr articles to come and defend her the second she gets any criticism too bad she can’t remove Taylor’s name from Deja Vu

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u/Icy_Pop_4553 — 1 day ago

olivia's team being filled with taylor haters

pic 1: kristen is olivia's digital marketing director, she has been shady towards taylor since 2014

pic 2: thomas krottinger is the man who is incharge of her sony publishing deal, him being aware of taylor's records and joking about it in a shady towards taylor in stan twt spaces

olivia's team is obssessed with taylor and any moves she makes, it's clear taylor saw it and stopped mentioning her, she's not villain here

Evidence of her horrible kindergarten lyrics for people who don't already know

Honestly this entire album is mostly full of poorly written lines but I'll only give the highlights as demonstration,

from expectations

I met him at a party, I think he was on drugs
He wasn't smart or funny, I convinced myself he was

I'm not kissing any boy that is passive
Their indecision is painfully unattractivе
Past mistakes are just new information
These days, I've got expectations

from my way

You know he's with me, like obviously
But you linger in the air just like a bad perfume
It's getting to me, embarrassingly

Well, here's a map of the lines I drew
And some girl steps over and the girl is you

from what's wrong with me

Can't describe this feeling I've got in my head
I'm out of body in my bed
And I'm just searching up my symptoms
Desperate to fix 'em, I'll do anything
'Cause lately I've been spiraling, oh

Went to the doctor and she said I was fine
But every movie that I see makes me cry
It's like somebody put a weight on my chest
I should talk to a friend

from purple

Melt with you 'til it all turns black
Are we so in love? Are we too attached?
Melt with you 'til it all turns black
When you smooth it out, but it feels too flat
Melt with you 'til it all turns black
When you get so close and you can't go back
Melt with you 'til it all turns black
Melt with you 'til it just feels sad

from u + me = <3
I think that you're killer
With your floppy hair
Take me out to dinner
You know you can take me anywhere

I like your big sister
Shе has your same face
And I tried to win hеr
Over with my cynical humor and yacht rock music taste

And all my ex-boyfriends have heard these lines (Let's get married when we're twenty-five)
But I like you better by a million times

I think I'm gonna stop here because I feel like I'm just listing everything at this point. I know (mostly pop) artists frequently get their lyrics made fun of but a lot of the time they're taken out of context or that's simply what the song is trying to do (being intentionally cringe/campy) for example with Taylor's most recent album, there were some cringe lines (notably from Eldest Daughter) but it's supposedly exactly what she was trying to say in the song, she's cringe and not "cool", and some others, though the execution wasn't really good, she was not trying hard to be deep. However in these songs by Olivia she is genuinely trying to be witty and/or solemn but it just comes across as lyrics written by elementary school students, not just in complexity level but in style as well, which is quite creepy.

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u/Fizzy_Bunny — 24 hours ago

How convenient

No VMAs nominations so she lashes out at another female artist unprovoked through her favorite portal aka pitchfork. Imagine if another artist does something like this

u/Anxious-Day-7346 — 1 day ago

She is not a good songwriter

Her songs are cringe versions of camp rock music , don't know how it's possible, camp rock itself is cringe,

.she has no sense of melody in songwriting..

It's not a surprise her new album produced zero hits.. the melody is horrible, no hook, she just threw a bunch of words on the wall hope something sticks. She just doesn't have any talent. An industry plant to the core

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u/Funny_Call_9241 — 1 day ago

PR team is out in full force already 😂

maybe... and hear me out... other people deserved the noms over her? food for thought.

u/glitterypuke — 1 day ago

karma farming for a week (/s)

posted in the neutral sub about that screenshot of olivia liking a pitchfork post that randomly shades taylor.

they were quick with the downvotes to tell me it wasnt that serious. but if taylor did it, i can smell the outrage.

if you see the post upvote it! karma loss means so much to me 😞🙁🙁 (im just kidding its not that serious)

eta for clarification my downvote ratio is low. not the physical number you see.

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u/Just-Welcome-5553 — 1 day ago

I genuinely genuinely genuinely want whatever they're on because what are they seeing

The best written??? they can't be fucking serious. Starting to think these fans are on crack

u/Simple_Item5901 — 1 day ago

Istg how can people be so rude

So basc i was scrolling on tiktok when i came across a video that was comparing ariana and olvia. Ofc i watch the video and not even thirty seconds i get slapped with “olivia has better vocals” sure she has a good voice but live? Can she hit a whistle note? Can she hold a note? NO! At least not consistently throughout her live shows. Now there was a comment abt how arianas vocals were better which is obvious and ofc the livies had to make a comment about her ed. Im the one that replied. Honestly makes me sick