r/PureMichiganPics

We have lots of these jumping spiders here in Michigan.. warm weather brought these cuties out.. My wife has...less the cordial feelings about them.. Usually the discussion goes some thing like this.

Her:As long as he ...OMG! it's coming for me!!

Me: it's 200 feet away and the size of a pin

her:<already in house> Thats too close they jump!

Me:<roll eyes so hard I can see my brain>

Her: you keep that monster away.

Me: takes picture.. shows picture to wife.

Her: aww hes cute.

Spider:<jumps on glass door>

Me:<phone rings I answer>

Her:<on phone 2 miles way> You better get out the house is on fire.