r/RHOMiami

I am doing a rewatch and just watched the episode where Nicole had her engagement party. How Alexia cannot understand why Nicole is pissed about the "rumor" Larsa mentioned about Nicole sleeping with all the doctors at the hospital, is wild to me. Alexia is one of those where she will never admit she is wrong or say sorry. She just got called out by Adrianna after accusing her of dating a married man.. when she literally didn't scroll down far enough to see that Dr. Thierry is divorced.. then just acts like it is no big deal. It is so obvious that Alexia, Marysol and Larsa have this alliance. They never admit when they are wrong or call their friends out when each other is wrong. I think all three of them were just hating on Nicole.

Warning: this is a very long winded post so I apologise in advance, and thank you to anyone who actually tries to get through it.

I've finally started Miami from season 4 after seeing so many positive recommendations for it, and I'm absolutely enthralled. I'm currently on season 5 episode 16 and thought I'd give my thoughts (that nobody wants or asked for 😂) on it so far. Just a heads up, I've tried to avoid any spoilers online as best I can (I know that's a bit silly but I love getting all the 😱 moments fresh haha). My opinion is likely to change as I progress through the seasons so don't hate me if anyone has turned into a demon after this episode and I've said nice things about them 😅

Sooo...

- Alexia:

One of my absolute favourite parts of the whole show is seeing her with Frankie. She's a wonderful Mama, he's a beautiful boy, and I love watching them navigate life for the best possible outcome for him to succeed with independence. Peter... In my unprofessional opinion, there's something not quite right with him? I feel like his energy is off and he could end up doing something awful. Alexia as a friend, I couldn't cope with because she's so fiery but obviously some people love her very much as a friend.

-Julia:

So I've been quite biased towards her because I grew up on a farm and would absolutely love to be surrounded with animals all day long. Plus I have a Belgian Malinois. Another unprofessional opinion, hers is absolutely not a service dog and I would not have put my girl in the same situations she has on camera. My girl is my spirit animal but I know she has her limits and needs to feel safe and routined.

Julia seems a bit flighty and flakey but doesn't seem like a terrible person, just has nurturing energy that needs to be released.

-Larsa:

She spooks me a bit; she's kind of like a fembot that is trying to mould herself into the "perfect woman" but she has a nasty side to her that could end up really damaging people's reputations. I'm not a fan. Or an OnlyFan (bit of mum humour for ya 🤣).

-Nicole:

I love her! Intelligent, beautiful, funny and kind, she's an awesome housewife. Obviously she has her issues but it's a great thing that she's open about her family dynamics. I feel for her with her Dad, and don't like the other women telling her to suck it up just because it's her dad etc. Just because they're your parent, doesn't give them the right to treat you terrible (I have a mum with bipolar and it's hard when people feel the need or right to give their opinions about how you should feel). I really hope she stays for more seasons.

-Guerdy:

Tied for my favourite with Nicole. I want to be her when I grow up (I'm very likely older than her haha). She is beautiful, smart, and has impeccable taste with her party planning. She makes me want to strive for more and set goals for myself career wise. I've lost a brother also; it's an awful, devastating pain so I can't even imagine if I'd lost my niece at the same time. She's a very cool lady and I enjoy watching her work. Hopefully she sticks around.

-Lisa:

I feel so sad for her, you can see her heart breaking and the way Lenny speaks to her is disgusting. He's a disrespectful, nasty piece of shit and I hope karma gets him good. She seems like a good mum and really wants reciprocal love. I'm glad she's backed off the fillers this season.

-Adrianna:

Strange. I could not be friends with her and roll my eyes with all her woe is me shenanigans. What she said comparing her foot to Frankie was revolting.

-Marysol:

Eh. Her cockie talk is a bit tired now, and it's a bit cringey to see her pissed most of the time (drunk not mad, I'm a kiwi lol). I think she's necessary for the show but I'm glad she's a friend of. You can see she really loves Alexia.

-Kiki:

She's beautiful, but just sort of there every now and then. No real opinion on her yet.

Hopefully I haven't forgotten anyone!

I'm at season 5 and this is already the second time I hear these latinas saying disgusting things to Eastern European women. First it was Adriana with Joanna, then Alexia towards Julia with her prostitute comment. Coming from a latina it's rich. I am Eastern European and I'm a journalist who happens to have worked on prostitution a lot, and believe me there are A LOT of latinas in prostitution all over the world, maybe more than all Eastern Europeans. Moreover, latinas are much less emancipated, and that is due to the fact that the socialist regimes post WW2 helped the liberation of women in Eastern Europe by integrating them massively in the labour market, increasing literacy to 90%, reforming marriage and abortion laws, putting women in universities. Still now, despite 30+ years of capitalist governments who have tried to reverse all these trends, women still make up a majority in STEM studies in most Eastern European countries. Women in Latin America are nowhere near as liberated and emancipated, except in communist Cuba (which these ladies despise). Yes, the last 30+ years have been terrible on all, and especially women in Eastern Europe, and many have unfortunately been pushed into prostitution, and no it's not a choice. But to parade these stereotypes constantly on this show absolutely disgusts me to my very core.

I'm sorry but she's terrible to watch. She brings absolutely nothing, the storylines she has are never her own, she stirs drama in a ridiculous and transparent way, she's so utterly pathetic, she's unbearable from the very beginning. I just started watching but I honestly doubt thst I'll ever change my mind about her.

I'm binge watching this like crazy. I just started like a couple weeks ago and I'm already at season 4, realising now that there was a 8 yrs hiatus. And I read that it was canceled because of low ratings. Lol. This is the best drama on Bravo up there with BH, NJ and VPR. Tell me this reboot is as good as the first seasons

I’m a relatively newer bravo/housewives fan. I just finished RHOM, and aside from RHOSLC, these ladies (minus Julia) are my absolute favorite!! I’m so sad I’m caught up and I need cameras up asap!!!!

Anyways, until we are graced again with Miami, I would love and appreciate some recs for which bravo show I should watch next.

I am was thinking maybe below deck or a new housewife franchise. For reference, I’ve already binged all of RHOBH, RHONY, SLC, RHONJ, & vanderpump.

TIA 🧡🍹

I’m sorry she’s just so annoying. And homophobic… like she’s so conscious trying to be funny she’s not. I enjoyed some moments of course like when she was cleansing the office with rice but I don’t see the pedestal everybody else put her in (at least the fans).

I never thought of watching RHOM and I honestly don't know why because it's good drama, how did I not think to watch it earlier 😅 I'm only on season 3 but I absolutely cannot stand Adriana from the first season. We'll see if it changes, as it often does with RH shows:) Most of them actually get on my nerves, though Lea is pretty cool and knows how to stir sh** at the right time hehe

I'm done

I’d rather watch Joanna, Karent, Lisa, and Lea than Alexia, Marysol, Adrianna, and Ana.

Alexia, Marysol, Adrianna, and Ana give horrendous mean girl energy.

I’m watching RHOM for the first time and if you piece together what Joe Francis and Marta said on Ep7-8 of S2, he admits sleeping with an underage girl. He is a total POS scumbag, who says he dated and slept with the sisters about “10 years ago” and “around 2001”. Joanna denies, but Marta confesses. Back in 2001, Marta was 15 years old and Joe Francis was 28! He says it happened back in California - where the age of consent is 18 years old. I am shocked and disgusted that the show let this slide considering that this is a crime! I would love y’all’s take!