r/RPHazbinHotel

((replies will come with variing levels of effort, I'm not doing too hot))

“Hey, I have a couple questions,”

“Who are the highest ranking people here and what are they like?”

“Where would be a safe-ish place to stay while someone is catching their bearings?”

“And why am I here?”

*A little toddler, possibly around the age of three, somehow ended up here, he looks around as he was confused about where his location currently is now*

**"..."**

"..Oh hell, where am I now..? ..and where did Al go..?"

"Could someone tell me where I am, by the way?"

*You notice that Omen is acting different than normal. She's sitting in the corner with a blanket over her head and not talking to anyone*

(Basically I'm having a bad sensory day and felt like making Omen suffer with me)

Meow

????: *its floating mechanical arms start scanning the environment the moment he arrives, he begins logging data on a holographic screen coming from one of the arms*

Meow I just looked in my phone and it was there

Evolto has appeared!

A Cookie is seen floating above a big fire wave.

"And that was the final screams of a rather uncouth fellow who though it would be a good idea to damage one of my radios. But now's the part of the show where we take questions from you the public. So my adoring audience. Ask me anything.

As they get closer they see Prince sitting down, head down, seemingly deep in concentration. The blue and purple sections at the end of his tendrils glow in time to the quiet sound.

Viper:Uhh my head, what happened to us?
Where is this place?!

Heavy:I don't know, brother, I think we're in a city.

(Viper and Heavy put their weapons back in their holsters and stand up)

Viper: Yeah, this definitely isn't Super Earth.

"With the construction of the first section of the Park well underway we are now looking to hire staff."

"We are looking for anyone with sufficient experience handeling and caring for animals, particularly exotic ones. Vets, and thoes with zoo or equivelent experience will be given priority. We are also looking for security, maintenance workers, HR and Pay staff, as well as hospitality and retail workers for the canteen and gift shop."

"All empties will be required to sign a contract before commencing on-site training and orientation. Contractor obligations will include award wages and full work benefits. Employees will be contractialy held to an NDA and workplace ethics and safety protocols. Souls will be held in trust for the duration of employment which can be ended by the employee at any point by giving two weeks notice. Souls will only ever be retained after termination in the case of extreme contract violations by the employee. Examples of such include, deliberate sabotage endangering animals or other persons, or attacking and injuring a guest or other staff member unprovoked. I have no want or need need to force anyone to continue to work for me who doesn't want to and have no need to own someone's soul who is not currrntky in my employ."

"If you are interested in this unique and generous opertunity please respond to this post with your qualifications or hand in your resumes and cover letter to the front desk of the Hazbin hotel"

"Omen Morningstar"

"Been told this place rehabilitates those who've chosen dishonor. And I must know, perhaps I'll see my clan soon after this 'hotel' S'yuit-de is over with."

"..What' Stopping People from just...Flying up there?"

Fosilty: well hello sinners