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The Latins: Having your spare sons take the vows is the best way to prevent partition. Meanwhile, The Byzantines:

Let's just say he won't be having kids, or a beard for some time (forever). But hey, at least he'll get some stats increased! It's literally a win-win situation.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 4 days ago

Is it possible to impregnate The Pope as Matilda di Canossa?

I've made him my soulmate a lot of times but it always made me pregnant, not him. The male pregnancy glitch can also happen if the guy is fucked by a woman right? Is there any trick to achieving this?

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 4 days ago

Did they unironically add spicy content to vanilla CK3? First time seeing this

With this one I'm actually serious. Starting as Matilda in unmodded CK3, it popped up during a Seduction scheme where i attempted to Seduce my husband Gavril (only man deserving of Matilda ofc). Really surprised me, pleasantly. NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS MATILDA, but that's a nice bonus

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 5 days ago

Matilda di Canossa - Why is there no achievement for throwing both the Pope and the Kaiser to the dungeons and asserting your dominance over the Church and the Empire by forcing them to have Gay sex with each other?

It should be possible, right? Getting them to your dungeon is the easy part, but then, i think if they remain there long enough, they will start to get bored and begin evaluating some "ideas"... PDX should definitely award you with an achievement at least for completing such a hard but incredibly based challenge. Any ideas how to get this done in a quick way?

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 6 days ago

As Matilda di Canossa, is there anyway I can achieve pegging this naughty little twink?

I'm done with this bratty bastard raising my taxes and taking my levies. It would be like the ultimate power dynamics switch thing, a Kaiser groweling at the feet of a duchess - his mistress. Maybe if i somehow get the deviant trait and put him into my dungeon? Seduce him and then put him in the dungeons? It definitely must happen in the dungeon, otherwise there wouldn't be the right spell to this role-playing. Any suggestions??

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 7 days ago
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Why are my children so ugly?

Even though my parents have really good-looking features, all my kids look like goblins. How does DNA work in this game???

u/Lol-Otter — 9 days ago

Restoring the Roman Empire by the power of Gay sex and Male pregnancy (CK3 Idea)

Hear me out guys, it's theoretically possible, we just need to try HARD ENOUGH. All you have to do is seduce the byzantine emperor as the HRE emperor, and then push it so deep and so often into that greek butt that he'll become pregnant (it is possible through a glitch). The child will then inherit both parts of the empire and just like that, the Roman Empire rises again. Roma Invicta!

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 7 days ago

How can I make Matilda di Canossa torture me in her dungeon?

Hear me out... I've tried to make her do it in my latest playthrough starting as the count of Lucca, rebelled against her and got thrown into jail, right where I wanted to be. Then I tried escaping for her to throw me in the dungeon, which also worked nicely. But now what?

How to make my bdsm fantasy come true, to make her give me a good whipping in there? Is it even possible?

If she was to take the bdsm test she would definitely be at least 80% mommy, 90% brat tamer and 100% dominant, I mean just look at her, it's obvious.

Original image posted in r/CKTinder by u/TheNotRealGN

u/Samocalo — 8 days ago
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My brother’s daughter is also his niece

Ok here’s the story…When I was in college, my twin brother started dating my housemate (I set them up). After a few years, they they had a kid and then eventually got married. On the day of their wedding, my half brother, who nobody had seen for about five years, showed up out of the blue. The three of them quickly became besties and when we all moved to a new city, those three got a place together.

Fast-forward a couple of years and it turns out that my sister-in-law still wanted to be my sister-in-law but she just wanted to trade up which brother she was married to. So my twin brother got divorced, my half brother got married, and family gatherings got complicated.

Skip ahead another couple of years and my my half brother and his new wife (my twin brothers ex wife) had a couple of kids. So now I have three nieces who are simultaneously sisters and cousins and who have dads who are both uncles and fathers.

Vanilla ice cream with a slice of chocolate cake

u/XPav — 11 days ago