r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
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“What’s the youngest child you’ve ever killed?”
u/ilikebbqpringles — 4 days ago
Now, I may have sold my sister as a concubine to China, but look at this cool Water Clock we got in exchange!
reddit.comu/Cosmos1985 — 4 days ago
I failed to kill a guy, so I killed everyone he loved instead. He then died of stress.
u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 7 days ago
Why didn't he marry his mother and father children with her to secure the throne?
u/Offshore-Tigr — 10 days ago
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Debated the Pope so hard he turned Muslim.
u/MightEmotional — 11 days ago
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“Remove Old Traits After Death” mod comments
u/TequilaBaugette51 — 10 days ago
I accidentally wiped out my entire dynasty trying to become a Berserker…
I started in 867 as a Norse Ásatrú ruler and was having one of my best campaigns.
I had more than 15 brothers and more than 10 children. I spent many years finding the best people for every court position. Almost everyone in my court had Good or Excellent aptitude.
My council was also amazing. The one that hurts the most was my Steward. I finally managed to invite a Greek eunuch to my court with 32 Stewardship.
Then the Berserker event happened.
My character completely lost control.
He killed almost everyone in my court
My children? Dead.
Most of my brothers? Dead.
My amazing council? Dead.
My 32 Stewardship Greek eunuch? Dead.
Now my court is completely empty, and my only heir is one of my brothers because he wasn’t in my court.
Im playing in hardest difficulty and Ironman. Idk what to do next
(Btw I Trasnlate this with chatgpt)
u/angelas6 — 11 days ago
It's 1083 and our Eugenics Program Is Working
Genius and Herculean, plus Comely. That was a nice dice roll. I'm sure no plague will show up to ruin this
u/MartinoMods — 13 days ago
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Not CK3, but it’s still a Paradox Game. So, I guess it still counts.
u/MightEmotional — 12 days ago