r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay

I rule a very sizable empire (pictured above) that has brought me vast fortunes, but this godforsaken empire I rule over brings me nothing but misery. They barely listen to me, and downright challenge my imperial authority sometimes! I didn't think it could get worse, but that Martin Luther fellow caused several of the northern princes to convert to heresy! Not only that, but those demonic Frenchmen tried to gain influence in northern Italy (rightful Holy Roman domain, I might include) and those heathen Ottomans are invading as well! It's all terrible, and if my subjects would actually behave, I might be able to sort it all out easily! I swear, one of these days, I'm going to retire.

I know Bannerlords isn't paradox but that title seems worthy to be here

So I got the Gourmand event and went to find exotic meat not realizing that this was the cannibal line. Read the event and said "Oh, I can become a cannibal. Yay!" Well my mom was in the living room and heard me.

Everyone is trying to get cucked.