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First time shower mango. It’s technically orange.
Shower chairs are fuckin’ awesome, btw.
My whole household has some kinda flu, have been meaning to try this for ages and decided it was finally time. 10/10. The contrast of the super hot water on my body and the cold juice was heavenly
Best impulse buy of the year so far. My bathroom smells incredible and I got to have an orange!! 🍊 🚿 it’s basically free aromatherapy.
Brand: Signature Select
Type: Navel
Peeling method: iPhone 3g (not the 3gs)
Sweetness: 5/10, but had some welcome tartness.
Hand feel: bordering soft, smooth peel that gives a little, some pronounced divots due to ripeness and travel.
Mouth feel: Almost perfect, enough give to be welcome, but enough substance to feel substantial
Feelings: There is something comforting in the Phones last act of duty being that of an inconvenient orange peeler.