r/Spaceballs

With Spaceballs around the corner, our favorite Mawg snoot needs a boop!

(It's not original content, so I'm not posting it on r/boopthesnoot)

u/AntsAntsRetribution — 7 days ago

We see your Space Ball Snacks (for the 5000th time) & Raise you a 'Vacu-Sucked' Space Balls: The Freeze Dried Candy!

Space Age Snacks Freeze Dried Space Balls Candy

Sucks out 100% of the moisture in a vacuum chamber for maximum crunch

Spaceballs: The Freeze Dried Candy

(Sorry, this product is out of stock)

Supposed "Cryo-warp" technology sucks out the moisture in a chamber for a ludicrous crunch. What happens when you put freeze dried candy in your moist mouth? Does it still stay crunchy then?

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u/denNISI — 5 days ago

Is this the Worst joke in Spaceballs ?

It always seems so unnatural when something is hot you instantly spit it out but here he holds it in. I really think Spaceballs is so well written, Is there a worse joke ?

Hot.. too Hot !

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u/Andys3rdDimension — 7 days ago

A word on the Space Balls snack posts

Since the discovery of the LesserEvil Space Balls puff snacks, there have been several posts about them as more people find them in their area. Heck, they even just hit mine just a couple months ago after seeing them on here and I was able to finally try them after seeing them here for so long.

I wanted to make this post to let you all know that yes these posts are allowed. Some posts are by people discovering and joining this sub for the first time, then discovering what a jolly bunch of assholes every single one of us are this side of the nuthouse.

There has been some sentiment that I've noticed where some feel that the posts don't belong here or that they're posted too frequently of which I'm totally fine with. This is no different than us quoting the same lines over and over again, the same scenes over and over again, with the same replies over and over again. We post it/quote it/reply it because we love it.

Now, go in the back with Barf and crank up some Jon Bon Jovi, let's live a little.

AND MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU......

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u/SpockIsMyHomeboy — 8 days ago
▲ 26 r/Spaceballs+1 crossposts

Spaceballs 2: The Desire for a Bigger Helmet?!

SPACEBALLS: The Subreddit presents... Moichendising (x3)! Spaceballs: The MEGA Helmet

Balls (of unusual size) that protect your head so well that the sequel could have been called...

Spaceballs 2: The Search for a Bigger Helmet!

Dark Helmet isn't the only one who likes their helmets big! Bikers are tossing their "dink-y" ones for ones triple the size (photo #1) and yes even cyclists too (photo #2) all because they secretly race at the chance to be "re-cycled" as Dark Helmet. Of course!

Are you a Spaceballer or player... of sports? Famous sports players are now opting for becoming a massive Juggernaut (photo #3) where bigger helmets are being played with called the Guardian cap Credit: Wikipedia.org Dark Helmet is inspiring safety?

There are MEGA (da da da da) helmets with stars for Cowboys (Reddit archive post) just because it protects more! Wouldn't you "go long" for this helmet like this, though? See the entire collection of Wrecking Ball and their glorious oversized helmet balls... Credit: wreckingballhelmets.com

Now, NEVER MENTION THIS POST AGAIN...

Photo #1 Nothing says road hog like a big helmet!

Photo #2 Cyclists with aerodynamic protection on their heads.

Photo #3 is By Erik Drost - https://www.flickr.com/photos/edrost88/53141821467/, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=136560313

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u/denNISI — 9 days ago

YO! SPACEBALLS: The Subreddit The ULTIMATE Question: TEAM Pizza & Vinny vs TEAM Lone Star & Barf... Who would win a "Space Special" eating contest and why Best answer Wins (would I lie?)!!!

Who would win a SPACE SPECIAL eating contest between:

Lone Starr & Barf ("Barfolemew"?!) or Vinny & Pizza the Hutt?

Best answer wins!! (Would I lie?)

FOOLED YOU! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book

u/denNISI — 12 days ago

Making a cosplay costume

Just curious if anyone in the sub has ever cosplayed one of these guys. I was mostly wondering about making an accurate helmet.
Thanks
Love, Tattoomyvagina

u/Tattoomyvagina — 13 days ago