r/Squidbillies

The Maryland Crab Empire extends its soft and supple pinchers in friendship. But LO!, thou shalt be poked in the eye for treachery. Maybe snip something off, too, but nothing that won't grow back.

Please do not etch Ancient Hieratic into the ENTIRE fucking stall door, it takes forever to remove. Management doesn't feel like spending money to replace the door.

Squidbillies & The Life and Times of Tim. My 2 favorites for quite some time now. Really wanted to figure out which hat I could get out on me forever without being too offensive because so run a psycho office. Ended up being more difficult than I thought, & had to go with Early episode 1 hat.

Forgot about this gem. It’s hysterical

https://youtu.be/GgaPZ-xJohk?si=BgiexSKQ5A6\_V\_jO

This cast iron ball should fetch a pretty penny. I'll sell it in town and spend my two bits on a lady of ill repute, feeling her with my crippling gonorrhea!

I still think it’s the best emblem…