r/StellarisMemes

leave me alone for gods sake

PLEASE, i just wanna farm exotic gasses and little nu-baol without getting dragged into a war every 2 weeks

u/boots341 — 2 days ago

When the empire you've been gunning for thinks they're safe to devlare war on someone else but now you can buy your way into other people's wars

u/cheastnut — 2 days ago

The ai when you've taken 4/5ths of their allies 3/4ths their empire and 7/10ths their fleet but their economy is "equivalent"

u/cheastnut — 4 days ago

"I hear you left your federation. Want to join mine?" They weren't willing to do what needed to be done...

u/cheastnut — 4 days ago

The funny thing is that this wasn't some fallen empire. It's just a bot which built the most powerful empire and is joining wars to end it and i do not know how it made this power

u/Adept_Dexter_Ward — 5 days ago

The new update with the option to invite empires to join the war is really great. It turns out everyone wants to get their hands on these deep-sh*ts

u/Adept_Dexter_Ward — 6 days ago

Hostile Enemy life discovered in Belgium System...........................................

The A holes destroyed HMS Steve Erwin....................................... I WILL BURN THEIR HOMEWORLD IF ITS THE FIRSY/LAST THING I DO

Out of curiosity have you guys ever met a random Alien civilisation with a strongly Human sounding home system also before anyone asks they were randomly generated pre FTL in a randomly generated soler system

u/TheBrittanionDragon — 5 days ago

The moment when game about alien shooting lasers to each other, starts to resemble World Wars 1 and 2 more and more amuses and terrifies me at the same time.

u/Adept_Dexter_Ward — 6 days ago