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Thirty dollars and thirty fucking years I've been doing this shit. I'm the laughingstock of the neighborhood, standing out on the lawn waving at the sky at 7am like I'm in some sort of cult. All the hours of excremeditation, the mounds of frop, all for what?!

Crisis of faith? You bet your ass! Fuck you, Mister J R "Bob" Dobbs, if that is your real "nickname." Unless they're really coming this year. I mean, it's two days. I can wait and see.

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u/PeggyOMentum — 3 days ago

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What do you think the odds are of the sun turning black as sackcloth of hair (Either because of X-Day or because of 250 years of the USA)? I'm sick of this fuckin heat wave

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u/TimeControl606 — 2 days ago

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X-Day preparations complete

Fully prepared for X-Day. Hopefully something happens this year.

u/gamingduedexD — 3 days ago

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Holy shit

I'm putting the pieces together

"Bob" Dobbs

Sponge"Bob" Squarepants

Think about it

u/Strangeman8 — 4 days ago

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Take Me Off to Space

You'll need this for the X-Day sing along.

Take Me Off to Space - Nenslo

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Stick needles in my belly. Take samples of my skin.

Bb C F

I don't care as long a I can live with saucer men.

Bb Eb

I know that you don't take requests, but I'm a special case.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Hey cow mutilators! Let me join your crew.

Bb C F

Give me a knife, you'd bet your life I'll cut up cows for you.

Bb Eb

I don't care if you're some kind of ghastly beast without a face

Bb F Bb

So, come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Come down you tiny robots with your little nipper claws

Bb C F

You pale and bug-eyed aliens with wide and clammy paws

Bb Eb

Life is just a sucker's dream and death is a disgrace

Bb F Bb

So, come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space!

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The SubGenius Foundation

PO Box 1814

Glen Rose, TX 76043

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u/AgentLloyd13 — 4 days ago

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Arise! The SubGenius VIDEO in better quality...

https://youtu.be/emFU93OkKpI

This is the version released on VHS in 1989 (there were versions prior to this one and versions after.) This presentation has been color-corrected on a shot-by-shot basis to emulate the original CRT experience; likewise the image has been cropped to eliminate the overscan area naturally hidden by CRT televisions.

Praise "Bob"!

u/Primary_Forever_4429 — 4 days ago

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