r/TheCinemassacreTruth

I read this about ten years ago, so I'm not sure if it was Matei or not. But it sounds like a Matei Classic to me.

Anyway, Mike is talking to someone at a convention when he lets out a big, loud fart. He laughs it off by saying something like, "Woah, the Fart Burglar is on the loose again. I guess my ass let it out on good behavior!" He then excuses himself.

Honestly... not bad. There are worse ways to handle that kind of situation.