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Being reminded how much people hate us.

I don't know how familiar you folks are with the YouTube channel Jubilee, but I just discovered earlier today a video they released a few months ago where (in)famous trainer Jillian Michaels had a "debate" with a bunch of "body positivity activists", who I'm sure were just influencers that are not experts in anything, saying ridiculous and outrageous things designed to make Jillian look more credible regardless of whatever nonsense she says.

This is pretty much Jubilee's m.o. so I wasn't surprised. They always pit controversial figures against each other to stir up drama and cause rifts. My issue was that the video amassed over 7 million views, which is the most views the channel has had in over a year. Why did so many people watch this video? Are there really that many people that want to waste their time watching a has-been "celebrity" dunk on a bunch of children?

I really try to make myself believe that most people don't care about us and aren't thinking about us. But then I see numbers like this and I can't help but wonder how many people I pass by every day that secretly and silently judge us and look at us with disgust when we're just trying to live our lives and get by like everyone else. It makes me just want to give up.

Also, I did not watch the video. Didn't want to give it a view.

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u/Individual_Speech_10 — 3 days ago

Episode 520 review

The show opens with laughter as they fire up the video streams

Dick auditioned to be an egg for a sketch show

Johnny saw a fat person sitting on a car and the car moved when they stopped leaning on the car. Johnny now plans on getting a bumper sticker to keep people off his car.

AOC is single and froze her eggs

Dick and Johnny muse about moving to China to get out of alimony.

Dick disapproves of 80’s mom using Uber Eats.

Johnny went out for ice cream.

America’s wing man now advises the most important quality in a woman is to find the thriftiest one possible.

Dick was disappointed there weren’t elephants at the LA zoo

The masterson family went to the museum of natural history and his nuts hurt.

This was the first 30 minutes of the dick show I was able to listen to while on a lunch break.

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u/poormanstdsreviews — 2 days ago

Young fatwalker episode.

There was an episode where Dick was making fun of Matt Jarbo, and he was aping the star wars villian, calling him young fatwalker, but Dick's "Yeeeeeeesssss, let the hate flow through you" was super funny, what episode was it?

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u/seccult — 3 days ago
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I promised Dick that I wouldn’t tell anyone but he’s paid me enough so far and also I don’t see our romantic relationship going any further so I’m coming clean now

Dick had been fucking me on the side (i’m male-to-female) while also paying me to post really mean things about Marie to lower her self esteem for some reason. He actually wanted me to go so far as to call her a nasty newborn night soil.

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u/SoftNefariousness702 — 4 days ago

Episode 519 review

Dick forgot what he was going to talk about and needs a beer. He’s going to drink whisky because he doesn’t want to get fatter.

The patron went up first time since Sean left, dick credits this to weight watchers and a bonus episode.

Dicks kid poops on him when dick brings the child to water.

Dick sat in a kiddy pool full of his son’s feces. His reasoning for not getting out right away is because he would get more poo on him. Dick called for help, 80’s mom and the dog came to the rescue.

Dick ripped his recently opened nut sack playing in the pool

Dick also went to the zoo

That’s the first 30 minutes of the show

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u/poormanstdsreviews — 8 days ago